Nik Hofbauer

Database Architect.

Unbiased opinions on @MiamiDolphins, @TheIowaHawkeyes, @MiamiHEAT, @FlaPanthers, and @Twins.

[Nik Hofbauer @NikButts]

If you need to TALK:
Suicide hotline [phone]

If you need to TEXT:
Crisis text line 741-741

Please send to someone if they need help

[david friedberg @friedberg]

if @elonmusk paid 100% of his net worth ($1.4 trillion) as a tax it would only cover federal government spending for 77 days. this isn’t a tax problem…

[mert @mert]

"ive been in office for 13 years and our yearly budget is 7 trillion but we can't help children unless we steal from the guy doing spaceflight"

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Tells you everything.

Rather than: “let’s make sure many more Americans can become trillionaires”

Instead it’s: “let’s make sure that no other Americans ever reach that level of success.”

These people are parasites. Explicitly opposed to human flourishing. Amazing.

[Nik Hofbauer @NikButts]

GAETHJE GOT THAT BELT!!!

[Nik Hofbauer @NikButts]

Someone kill me.

[Nik Hofbauer @NikButts]

@ellsworthiowa @jzulgad No.

[Nik Hofbauer @NikButts]

I LOVE JOSH HOKIT!!! MY GOD!

[David Senra @davidsenra]

"Capitalism created the possibility of the win win win. It used to be a zero sum game where somebody won, somebody else lost.

The biggest mistake people make, intellectuals in particular, they still think we're in a zero sum world. They're obsessed with some billionaires because Bernie Sanders thinks that Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk somehow stole the money from the people.

They don't understand that it's this prosperity machine that's creating more, not just for those billionaires, but for everything that they're touching. They're creating value for their customers, they're creating value for their employees. Their suppliers are flourishing, their investors are seeing their capital go up. It can be reinvested and compound.

All philanthropy ultimately comes from business. That's where the profits are.

Where does all the taxes come from? It ultimately comes from business as well.

This is the engine that's lifting humanity out. The entrepreneurs are the drivers of that engine. Somebody like Elon Musk, he gets a very, very, very tiny sliver of the value that he creates for the whole world."

— @iamjohnmackey

[Nik Hofbauer @NikButts]

Pohlads can't even afford the power bill. The epitome of this dumpster fire.

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

The North Loop is experiencing a power outage. Our pregame ceremonies will begin in a delay until this issue is resolved.

[Nik Hofbauer @NikButts]

IOWA IS ELITE!!!

I FUCKING LOVE THIS TEAM.

[Probably at DC’s @WhyWeDrinkHere]

A moment Iowa City will never forget

[Iowa Men's Basketball @IowaHoops]

SO SWEET!

[Nik Hofbauer @NikButts]

WE FUCKING DID IT!!!!!

SWEET 16!!!!!

GO FUCKING HAWKS

[Nik Hofbauer @NikButts]

What a tournament for Gabe. Massive respect.

[Iowa Hawkeye Wrestling @Hawks_Wrestling]

NCAA Seventh Place: Gabe Arnold

197 7th | #27 Gabe Arnold dec. #16 Branson John (Maryland), 6-2

[Nik Hofbauer @NikButts]

😢

[TMZ @TMZ]

🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86. https://t.co/iEc9C997Ik

[Nik Hofbauer @NikButts]

BRYCE HARPER!!!!!!

[Nik Hofbauer @NikButts]

@JeffPassan It can and it did Jeff.

[Nik Hofbauer @NikButts]

USA! USA! USA!

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

Bam Adebayo responds to the critics and the "unethical" comments on his historic 83-point night.

[Nik Hofbauer @NikButts]

Bam Adebayo. 83. I LOVE MY CAPTAIN!!!