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[Nik @NikCaton]

@ProdiganGirl Are your feet ticklish? I guess that at Prodigan size one would have to deploy heavy artillery, hypersonic missiles etc. for you to even notice a light, tickling sensation at your feet. 😅

[Nik @NikCaton]

@ProdiganGirl A downside of you filling in for Lady Liberty is that your butt flattens most of Liberty State Park + parts of Jersey City. At some point you may get bored of watching tinies scurry around like ants; the thrill of shaking their world with your might steps becomes overwhelming! 😤

[Nik @NikCaton]

@ProdiganGirl Pleasure! The image of the Statue trapped between your gigantic toes reminded me of a poem that I read all the way back in school and prompted me to read about it again and the poetic format of sonnets as well! Well, some feet inspire more than erotic thoughts I guess! 🤓 (nerd!)

[Nik @NikCaton]

@GiantessValis Our girl just woke up a decides to go for a morning stroll…

💃🏙️🙀😱*panicked screaming; blaring, powerful brass music 🎺* 👟THOOM 👟THOOM 🚗🚙 CREAK, CRUNCH 👟THOOM 👨‍👧‍👦😱🙀*panicked screaming*👟THOOM 👨‍👧‍👦CRACK, SQUISH🩸👟THOOM 👨‍👧‍👦POP, SQUELCH🩸👟THOOM 👟THOOM

[Nik @NikCaton]

@GiantessValis Ma’am, this is our home and we just want to live a quiet, simple life, don’t you know?! 🐷🐓👨‍🌾 If you really can’t help it, why don’t you party on Mars, Venus or stomp some other LIFELESS rock to get your rocks off for a change?! 😕☹️

[Nik @NikCaton]

@GiantessValis 🐾?! Am I in the minority here for preferring these ones on my face: 👣? ;D

Anyways, regardless of how the feet look, with or without footwear: if you want an image of the future, imagine an angry, oversized woman stamping on a human face forever. 👢🥰

[Nik @NikCaton]

@GiantessValis Concerned conservative politician: „Our lovely and polite daughters have turned into selfish, crude monsters while our strong and upstanding sons have turned into groveling worms begging women to demolish their faces! This is what happens when you take the Bible out of schools!“

[Nik @NikCaton]

@GiantessValis I can only imagine how often responsible parents have tried to get your content and your account banned! But alas, all of the selfish and greedy asshole types in charge of platforms such as this (facts!) are enthralled by the very avatar of limitless debauchery and cruelty! 👢💰

[Nik @NikCaton]

@ProdiganGirl Miss Prodigan, you may not believe me, but the microscopic inhabitants of this city call it „The BIG Apple“ and they do it with PRIDE - one of the very few things on this earth that your gigantic feet 👣 cannot extinguish!☝️🤓
… yeah, I guess we will still fucking die… 😖

[Nik @NikCaton]

@GiantessValis Maybe a couple of nukes could, erm… scratch your nail polish, yes, yes! 😤

[Nik @NikCaton]

@GodmotherMeli @RGSVisualWorks1 Puh! Für dich ist diese Stadt wie ein angenehmer Barfußpfad und die Winzlinge, die panisch vor deinen stampfenden Füßen fliehen, sind wie Ameisen, die diesen bevölkern. 😳

[Nik @NikCaton]

@ProdiganGirl I just tried to be REALLY clever! (Don’t smush me, please! 🥺)

Back to the image: imagine the astronomers who populate the galaxies floating around your feet: 🔭🤤🤤 “Wow! We need MORE pics across all available wavelengths: radio, infrared, visible light, etc. - for science!”

[Nik @NikCaton]

@ProdiganGirl Okay! I was just about to spoil your fantastical fun by pointing out in the most insufferable (!) way that “…erm actually, nothing can move faster than the speed of light, blablabla, the square-cube law doesn’t allow you to stomp around at PRODIGAN-size🤓😝, blablabla… 🥸”

[Nik @NikCaton]

@GiantessValis *Looking up at the towering colossus of a woman standing in front of him, trying to ignore her bloodstained boots and the flattened urban wasteland around her* Those lips… they can KISS as well, right?! 😇

[Nik @NikCaton]

@GiantessValis Oh ty, pal sounds much NICER than vermin, pest etc.! Anyways, the people deeply appreciate being rescued from their burning apartment by their friendly goddess super hero (you won’t step on the cheering crowd, eh?😇)! Verily, it is so much better to be LOVED than to be feared! 🥰

[Nik @NikCaton]

@GiantessValis 😮 … so you are the person to turn to in the event that I lose my car keys, want to win the lottery, hope to successfully woo the woman of my dreams etc.? Are three prayers per day enough? ☺️