Nikolas Corsten

Mouth Breather

[Nikolas Corsten @NikCorsten]

Has anybody noticed how explosive the heart icon is on twitter when you like a tweet? Like this one and witness it for yourself! #heartblown

[Nikolas Corsten @NikCorsten]

Game day without pizza is like the Packers 2015-16 Season without Jordy.... #digiornogameday #supersadtweet #iwanttobeontv

[Nikolas Corsten @NikCorsten]

@jadecatherine1 OMG no I didn't! Fix you hack.

[Green Bay Weather @GreenBayWeather]

Hey Bob, I may be drunk... But getting passed over for promotion year after year at Green @GreenBayWeather has left me on edge... Bob...

[Green Bay Weather @GreenBayWeather]

It's going to be in the 30s today. Remember to unthaw your kids. #wiwx

[Green Bay Weather @GreenBayWeather]

Who left this goddamn massive cumulus so low in the troposphere?!

[Nikolas Corsten @NikCorsten]

In general I only like to keep just one of my cats on me and the rest at home as backups. #amazonreviews

[Green Bay Weather @GreenBayWeather]

Slippery out there folks. Saw more rear ends than a Kardashian Family Reunion. #CarCrashian

[Green Bay Weather @GreenBayWeather]

For folks who want to move here for the weather and seasons: Don't. #weather #greenbay

[Green Bay Weather @GreenBayWeather]

40% chance of snow this evening. 100% chance of you shoveling for an inch of bullshit.

[Green Bay Weather @GreenBayWeather]

Make sure you don't accidentally key any cars with your tits out there. #coldasfuck

[Green Bay Weather @GreenBayWeather]

It's cloudy, but where the fuck are my meatballs?

[Green Bay Weather @GreenBayWeather]

Can't wait for today's weather to ruin the Packers game. Thanks Mother Nature! #wiwx #packers #nfl #weather

[Nikolas Corsten @NikCorsten]

@danieltosh cottage cheese

[Nikolas Corsten @NikCorsten]

@danieltosh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4P_DO8hhmI&feature=channel_video_title
I swear to God (you) that it is funny. Wow I'm a suck up

[Nikolas Corsten @NikCorsten]

I now have 5 followers. Whoa! Now all I need is a hat. @danieltosh