Nike The Cat

I am a black and white cat and I live with my human, E. I love to fight, play, eat, and fight some more. I look like Batman and I'm awesome.

[Nike The Cat @NikeTheCat]

All in all I have to say I’m proud of all the treats I have scammed and all the naps in the sun I’ve taken. There’s never enough treats, of course, but such is life. You’ve gotta scam while you can!

[Nike The Cat @NikeTheCat]

Thank you, friends. Nose taps to you all. It's been a lot of fun tweeting with you. Please enjoy a treat today in my honor, and keep fighting the good fight!

[Nike The Cat @NikeTheCat]

@ShadowsWhiskers Thank you so much! Gentle purrs to you 🐈‍⬛

[Nike The Cat @NikeTheCat]

I’m a fighter to the last, but this afternoon I’ll be transitioning into what comes next.
My humans keep saying how lucky they are to have me—and they are correct, I’m the best thing that ever happened to them. Someone had to keep them in line!

[Nike The Cat @NikeTheCat]

Last night I curled up on the comfy chair with a blanket while E kept vigil on the floor. Around midnight I hopped down, kissed her face, and stole her blanket.
Hey, I’m gunna be me until the end!

[Nike The Cat @NikeTheCat]

E, will you hurry up? WE GOTTA MAKE GOOD TIME.

[Nike The Cat @NikeTheCat]

Come on, E, it's #caturday! Time to play!

[Nike The Cat @NikeTheCat]

Uh
Uh ok
Not to alarm anyone but
I do not know how my head got here.

[Nike The Cat @NikeTheCat]

Don’t want to brag but I look cute today. #Caturday

[Nike The Cat @NikeTheCat]

Excuse me? I AM the gift 🎁

[Nike The Cat @NikeTheCat]

Live your life, swing your legs and stretch however you want.
#Caturday

[Nike The Cat @NikeTheCat]

How can you tell me to move? Look how cute I am, human.
#Caturday

[Nike The Cat @NikeTheCat]

Someone left the lid of my treat tin JUST A LITTLE LOOSE and Reader, that was all I needed.
Unfortunately I was caught before I was able to inhale too many treats but I did my very best, and let me tell you: in that sliver of time, I LIVED.

[Nike The Cat @NikeTheCat]

@HenrikHalkier @OlsenHalkier And it’s so true—there’s never enough treats!

[Nike The Cat @NikeTheCat]

Well friends, the vet says I have entered kitty hospice and my time is coming to an end. I’ve been on this earth for 14 years and eaten many treats and napped in and on many fancy and improbable places. No regrets.

[Nike The Cat @NikeTheCat]

@HenrikHalkier @OlsenHalkier Impressive work, Alcina! Humans never seem to know how to knock their own pencils off the desk!

[Nike The Cat @NikeTheCat]

I scammed my humans into giving me two breakfasts today. I am unrepentant. I would go for a third if I could.
May you all have a two-breakfast kind of day.

[Nike The Cat @NikeTheCat]

Vet: Looks like Nike isn't overweight! So go ahead and give her trea--
Vet: Wait.
Vet: She's not entirely on the scale.
Me: So close.

[Nike The Cat @NikeTheCat]

@HenrikHalkier @OlsenHalkier Thank you! Let’s not forget the REAL talent around here though—it will always be cats!
Thank you, friends. I hope Alcina gets to enjoy all the treats I have 🐈‍⬛

[Nike The Cat @NikeTheCat]

@HenrikHalkier @OlsenHalkier Oops, I meant to say all of us might meet in a garden somewhere. As you can see, it’s still hard to find good help these days!

[Nike The Cat @NikeTheCat]

@HenrikHalkier @OlsenHalkier It’s been an honor to know you and your family! And you never know, maybe Olsen and dear Alfred will hang out in a garden somewhere. Thanks for spending time on Twitter with me, friends.