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🤘🏼and that’s all.

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Being a parent is an absolute mind eff because once you finally feel like you have it figured out, your kid laughs in your face and switches everything up on you. 🙃

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@chelseasandahl I’m dead 😂

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Y’all… SOLID mom friends are where it’s at

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@klcarstens29 The real problem is going to be Aaron’s shoe situation. 😂

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@klcarstens29 Hhahaha gladly!

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Currently picking up my parents from the airport (it’s 10:45 pm if you’re wondering) and they walked all the way out to the car before their bags to see if I brought Baker… My 4 month old… At 10:45… PM. Not even a hello. 😒

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@klcarstens29 😂😂😂 I remember this exact same dilemma. We had like one casual nice outfit and one like dressier nice outfit

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You ever think about the fact that there are people out there that don’t have tummy aches 5 days a week or sneeze at grass or operate in a constant sense of panic???? wild

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@klcarstens29 😂😂😂 YES

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Straight up… I am too chubby and uncoordinated for a back injury.

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Lol absolutely wrecked myself today 🤙🏼

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Computer’s broken so just looking at pics of my baby until it’s fixed 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@klcarstens29 Lies. We need food… 😂

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Mother effin’ allergies can go to hell. 😵‍💫

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Matt’s in Scranton, PA rn and I am UPSET. #TheOffice

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@HyVee Still not working upon clearing cookies, etc. Do you have an ETA on the fix?

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Matt says PRENzel instead of pretzel and it legit makes my blood boil every single time.

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Another 6 hours straight of sleep for Bakes and lemme tell ya, I could run a friggin’ marathon right now. 💃🏻

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@klcarstens29 😂😂 it’s terrible

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Becoming a parent has made me soft and even the possibility of crappy weather puts me into a friggin’ downward spiral. 🙃