Nicole Brynn Mitchell

1/4 of the @latefeespodcast crew. By myself, not as funny.
MFA Creative Writing student.
Cultural hoarder, deadpan snarker.
Gen Y, never Millennial.
She/Her

[Nicole Brynn Mitchell @NikiBrynn]

Hey guys! I never self-promote on here but WE LAUNCHED A PODCAST. It's called Late Fees, and involves myself, Sean and our friends Chuck and Sarah introducing each other to movies we really should have seen by now. https://t.co/0xobyV1YzJ Subscribe if you like. Thanks 😘

[Nicole Brynn Mitchell @NikiBrynn]

But why? Why make it a flavor I don't want?

[obvious plant @obviousplant_]

Question for you:

[Tommy Wiseau @TommyWiseau]

If a lot of people love each other the world will be a better place to live. Tommy Wiseau

[Nicole Brynn Mitchell @NikiBrynn]

"This item is being sold for adult collectible purposes only, and is not intended for use by children." https://t.co/piRlDWG3za

[Nicole Brynn Mitchell @NikiBrynn]

OK WAIT HOW ABOUT 8.2lbs? IS THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU? https://t.co/Xpc8CXC00w

[Nicole Brynn Mitchell @NikiBrynn]

DO YOU WANT 7lbs OF MCNUGGET TOYS? BECAUSE HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU https://t.co/WjnX6PSzNv

[Nicole Brynn Mitchell @NikiBrynn]

Does anyone else just once in a while remember the 1971 Cat in the Hat cartoon special and think about how damn weird it was?

[obvious plant @obviousplant_]

Official meal of #420day

[Nicole Brynn Mitchell @NikiBrynn]

Spotify's 'discover weekly' algorithm has no idea what to do with me. That makes two of us.

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

Thanks to @esquire for asking me to eulogize our beloved Yahoo Answers https://t.co/PQjxJxxVwI

[Chris (Simpsons artist) @getbentsaggy]

today is the day we celebrate the easter bunnies bringing jesus back to life by feeding him their freshly laid eggs xox

[Nicole Brynn Mitchell @NikiBrynn]

I'm making one of my characters go through bullying like I did in high school and I feel bad about it. At least I get to make him end it the same way-- threatening a guy who stole my pizza.

[obvious plant @obviousplant_]

One of The Aniaml Have Rabies

[Nicole Brynn Mitchell @NikiBrynn]

Goodwill is selling too many clowns. However, this is also a good thing. This means people are trying to rid their homes of these abominations unto god.

[Nicole Brynn Mitchell @NikiBrynn]

I just remembered someone stole my clarinet in middle school and now I'm angry again.

[Nicole Brynn Mitchell @NikiBrynn]

I spilled tea on the cat and he didn't even wake up. We all should be cats.

[Nicole Brynn Mitchell @NikiBrynn]

Every time I complain that I want to be able to just sit around and do nothing for a while, I get monkey-pawed. Now here I am with COVID, bored out of my mind. And I'm finally bored of Civ V.

[Nicole Brynn Mitchell @NikiBrynn]

I saw a toilet like this in a dream once. It was as unsettling as this picture.

[Nicole Brynn Mitchell @NikiBrynn]

https://t.co/7aVvBiR2N3

[Nicole Brynn Mitchell @NikiBrynn]

Twitter is the only of my 3 social media in regular use that isn't slowly becoming 100% cat pictures. Sorry old college friend, I didn't see your kid's picture because I was looking at 20 pictures of chonky cats.