Nikki Shapiro

Dm for purchase or through link. monthly installments and shipping available. more on ig @nikki_shapiro_art

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Seeking edible arrangements

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Is it just me or are people getting older quicker these days?

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Mercy Killing
Oil on canvas
18x20 in
#art #contemporaryartist #SURREALISM #impressionism #ArtistOnTwitter #painting

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Secrets
oil on canvas
48x36
#contemporaryartist #SURREALISM #art #painting #artistontwittter

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‘Painting’s Block” oil on canvas 50x38 in #surrealism #abstractart #contemporaryartist #figurativeart #painting #ArtistOnTwitter #WilderHelenius #oilpainting

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Can we go back to keeping 6 feet away from people?

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What if DJ Khaled’s son turns out to be humble and he’s super ashamed of him

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You’d think we’d have robot slaves by now

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Get off Facebook. Follow me on sidewalk.

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I have a crippling fear of death. The only thing that gives me a glimpse of peace is the remote possibility of death by chocolate.

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@shelbysellslove How about formal sex?

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Just wanted to wish everyone a happy… rents due.

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Sometimes I think the only reason my cat is so friendly to me is because I smell like salami.

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@caitiffwretch I hate to break it to you but they��re not real people. They’re dolls. Real people are easier to find. I know a guy.

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@karlacvll Let me feel

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Dancing should not be conscious

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I was going to break up with my girlfriend but then I realized you don’t have to be single to feel sad and alone.

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If there is a god it’s probably controlled by the Jews.

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“He’s not problematic, he’s hilarious!”

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“The walls in my apartment are so thin that my neighbors can hear my wife and I NOT having sex.”