Nikko Suave

I'm a cat of particular taste and class living with my two people and obnoxious little sister dog, Stella Rose the Slipper Bandit.

[Nikko Suave @nikkoVzippy]

Don't ever drop your balls. #kongball
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[Nikko Suave @nikkoVzippy]

Praying for peace.

#stellarose #papillon #phalene #dogs #dogstagram #ilovemydog #dog #prayer… https://t.co/FLPBT4eo7O

[Nikko Suave @nikkoVzippy]

@ARLBostonRescue Missing from Clinton, MA since Sunday. Can you please keep an eye out for him?

[Nikko Suave @nikkoVzippy]

@Tiacat007 I've been training her since she was 10 weeks old. I fear she is hopeless.

[Nikko Suave @nikkoVzippy]

I caught her a mouse and, to my disgust, she immediately let it get away. I fear there is little hope for her.

[Nikko Suave @nikkoVzippy]

Oh Canine. Where is your dignity?

[Nikko Suave @nikkoVzippy]

Giving my baby sister a kiss to let her know I don't mean anything by the beating I'm about to lay down.

[Nikko Suave @nikkoVzippy]

So, Canine. Did I tell you the one about the 3 nuns?

[Nikko Suave @nikkoVzippy]

Wow.

[Nikko Suave @nikkoVzippy]

@GoGoldenGirl Oh, I am!!! Mixed with yogurt and frozen fruit makes it a perfect pre-workout light snack! #getinmybelly

[Nikko Suave @nikkoVzippy]

@GoGoldenGirl OMG. You gave us a sample of your granola and it is ridiculously good!!!! Thank you! A new household staple has been born.

[Nikko Suave @nikkoVzippy]

**sigh**

[Nikko Suave @nikkoVzippy]

Is she still there? Tell me when it's OK to look.

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BWA ha ha ha HAAAAA! She doesn't have a litter box for when it rains so she has to wear booties.

[Nikko Suave @nikkoVzippy]

Am I getting photo bombed?

[Nikko Suave @nikkoVzippy]

Ugh. Dog breath. Withers my whiskers.

[Nikko Suave @nikkoVzippy]

Oh, Canine. I'm not nearly as happy to see you as you are me. I'm just not.

[Nikko Suave @nikkoVzippy]

@drj4prez You have my vote! Can't wait to see your foreign policy. "Disarm your nukes or I shall poop in your shoe!"

[Nikko Suave @nikkoVzippy]

@Wild_CrazyCats @mittensofkitten When she sat up to greet me I read that as an invite to occupy the space. #deliberatemisinterpretation

[Nikko Suave @nikkoVzippy]

@baxter831 If you need help establishing what NOT to do, you know where I am.