Nikolai

Just a regular L Corp. Welfare Team employee.
(Not associated with Project Moon)
(Mun is 19 and uses any pronouns)
(L Corp. OCRP account of @YuriEnjoyer4773)

[Nikolai @NikoLCorp4773]

@RedGarnetFlow I think it’ll get hired, we have weirder agents

[Nikolai @NikoLCorp4773]

@TheOneIWantToBe I’m gonna call you Spooky because you’re a bit spooky. I have inventory to do now, but it was nice meeting you even if ya scared the shit outta me! Buh-bye!
< Nikolai does a small wave goodbye and turns to walk towards the storage room >

[Nikolai @NikoLCorp4773]

“Oh wow making a name is so hard”

[Starry @All_ofthe_Stars]

"making a username is so hard"

[Emil Sinclair (CANTO X SPOILERS) @HatchingFate]

@0nrushed Sorry Miss Gebura it won’t happen again

[Nikolai @NikoLCorp4773]

@TheOneIWantToBe You’re not corroded, right? You don’t seem that insane.
< Nikolai looks confused before he realizes something >
Wait I havent even given you my name!! Sorry for all the questions!! I’m Nikolai!!
< He extends his hand to the agent for a handshake >

[Nikolai @NikoLCorp4773]

@fraufausttt If you add just a pinch of salt it tastes very similar.

[Nikolai @NikoLCorp4773]

Not salted coffee, sorry captain. Salted watermelon though…

[yreva @uffyebanda]

start with S and we all love it?

[Nikolai @NikoLCorp4773]

@TheOneIWantToBe No offense but is that why you’re all… like that? Getting too close to the abnos I mean.
< Nikolai gestures towards the cocoon when he says “like that” >

[Nikolai @NikoLCorp4773]

@RedGarnetFlow @stunner_tbb The situation has been dealt with and it is now applying to be an official employee of Lobotomy Corporation.

[Nikolai @NikoLCorp4773]

@fraufausttt Have you ever tried dipping fries in soft serve? It’s that same idea.

[Nikolai @NikoLCorp4773]

@TheOneIWantToBe You’ve not been assigned work yet? Also, are you going to clean that mess up?
< Nikolai motions towards the flesh stuck on the floor and puts his clipboard in his coat >

[Nikolai @NikoLCorp4773]

@TheOneIWantToBe Oh. That’s… interesting. Were you just waiting here to prank someone like me then?
< Nikolai sighs, glad there’s not an abnormality to suppress >

[Nikolai @NikoLCorp4773]

@stunner_tbb Oh if you’re applying to join L Corp. that’s fine, nevermind then. Have a good day, and welcome to the team!
< Nikolai walks away >

[Nikolai @NikoLCorp4773]

@reloadedMoriPM @kisaragilab @xeranthe_txt //reread timekilling time, that’s where her story is

[Nikolai @NikoLCorp4773]

@Iamfaust02 Eat ice cream and throw the sickness up

[Nikolai @NikoLCorp4773]

@TheOneIWantToBe Well I need a name to check through our list of agents to see if you’re lying. If you are or you attack me I’m hitting the alarm and more agents will be down here asap.
< One hand is on his radio, ready to click a button to send an alarm out to the facility >

[Nikolai @NikoLCorp4773]

@stunner_tbb I am gonna have to ask you to vacate the premises before I call for help and we jump you.

[Nikolai @NikoLCorp4773]

@itsShowtime2025 The situation has been resolved.

[Nikolai @NikoLCorp4773]

@stunner_tbb I’ve seen some weirder looking agents.

[Nikolai @NikoLCorp4773]

@MEMORYHAZE //