Niko

they melted down an old black guy and turned him into me

[Niko @NikoMonkeyMan]

I did it.

[Peepers @PeepersRisen]

nietzsche's slendermensch

[grill @grillswaus]

The Fool.

[Groby @groby5000000]

"You see this watch? This watch tells time. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, maybe even 11 or 12 if I stay up late enough"
-Mr. Sales

[Niko @NikoMonkeyMan]

@Ikol_Tweets Does anybody have the original edit in the video?

[misandrist incel @I_listen_to_npr]

white niggas in the 50s when Rumble by Link Wray came on:

[vienn @laaviennn]

All she has given, all I have taken
#Frankenstein2025 #Frankensteingdt #Frankenstein

[Niko @NikoMonkeyMan]

@Laggiest @AccordingToLyd Also cause I'm carrying yo ass to heaven. No reincarnation if you go to heaven, dickhead.

[Niko @NikoMonkeyMan]

Neither. I found it rather dreadful, but enjoyable. The jacket is in the mail.

[Niko @NikoMonkeyMan]

Now I can see for real if this was the greatest movie of all time or the greatest movie of all time.

[Niko @NikoMonkeyMan]

sorry got myself spill a bit :p

[Niko @NikoMonkeyMan]

I'm way hotter than a clown. Don't you think?

[Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth]

Well done, good and faithful servant.

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Genuinely shrieked in the car when i heard this

[Niko @NikoMonkeyMan]

@SanAntonioZoo I’m rockin with Hogan.

[Niko @NikoMonkeyMan]

should i ever be fortunate enough, i will be that rich pervert who commissions .

[Niko @NikoMonkeyMan]

@Laggiest your boss is small and weird as hell

[v 👁️‍🗨️ @kaijugrill]

ivy

[Niko @NikoMonkeyMan]

@hylemxylem

[Niko @NikoMonkeyMan]

i always thought that it was a happy seal balancing a ball on its nose. but then i realized such things would have been too delightful.

[Chess.com @chesscom]

accepting new name ideas for this piece:

[Niko @NikoMonkeyMan]

why you messaging new york city bruh ...

[Niko @NikoMonkeyMan]

And to think the homelessness still runs rampant in America...