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Two snooze fest ass teams playing on Monday Night Football

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Apparently it's bulking season, but the constant eating sounds exhausting. I think I'm just going to coast on my good genetics and hope for the best. Work smarter, not harder.

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Having someone make it impossible to get out of bed is a top-tier luxury... until you open your laptop and get absolutely obliterated by a wall of emails

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How are the Padre fans feeling now?

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🥱 Watching that first half literally gave me a contact nap. A masterclass in treating insomnia.

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@WhitneyJoyLove What are sports?

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@l_i_n_d_z__ It’s all good. Happens to about 98% of us

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I know half of y’all just got out of church but you can drive the speed limit in Sundays

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Is “Indian summer” still a thing we can say, or has it officially been moved to the “things to change the names of” list?

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@Croww_things How do you not hear them when you’re sittin in a tree

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I love the passion from Padres fans on this app. They have the supreme confidence of a 27-time World Series champion franchise, which is honestly inspiring given the actual math.

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Huh?

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@cynnrr sneeze and…?

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“You have a roster”

No I am the dealer. Play your cards right.

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@cynnrr The Fog

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Sometime you have to just 👻 her for 2 days to reiterate the power rankings

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Hurts to say but I think Aaron Rodgers is finally washed

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“You’re so cold through text”

Cool, come over and warm me up

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@lyssssnicole But why is the jersey on the floor 🤔

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Do blondes really have more fun, or do brunettes just let them think they do?