Sean.

Retired Copywriter.

[Fiery_01 @AmbroseEzinwa]

LOL 😂😂😂

[1899 🜃 @1899Netflix]

Hey, I exist too. I’m made by the same show runners. Y’all should watch me on Netflix. You won’t be disappointed.

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

"the password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?"
drone strike my house man i don't care anymore

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

"my mama said we gotta go, okay bye"

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

Congratulations, you’re dead. You made it. The hard part is over. Now you just have to exist for ~100 trillion years, which, I assure you, will fly by without a working central nervous system. If you have any questions or concerns, that would be highly unusual.

[Tee🦋 @teeelatricee]

Lmaoooo man leave that damn dog alone 😂😂😂😂😂😂 the side eye is taking me out

[jack @jack]

We believe voice is the most natural way to interact with intelligence, so we created Dessa, the most authentic full-duplex speech model ever built. Talking with it feels like talking with a person…full of emotion, nuance, pauses, and a natural cadence.

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[HoodRich $ @HoodRich4Pres]

Not gambling may be a bigger gamble then gambling

[Sarang Sood @SarangSood]

One of the most underrated life skills is being able to see something strange and simply move on #̢̛ͥ̀̽̽ͨ̌̓͆̇̀̽ͦͨͫͯ̏̎̇̈̚͜҉̕͢͏͡҉̸̶̛͢͡҉̵̨̭̳̘̹̫͔͖̜̠͖̫̲̖̱̤̻̖͉͢͞͡ͅͅ͏̸̷̢͑̊̀̐ͣͭͭ̉͂ͨ̽͒̊̎͛ͪ̊̎ͩͧ̀͝͠͠͏̸̵̵̷̵

[HoodRich $ @HoodRich4Pres]

Nothing put you to sleep faster then a parlay that ain’t hit

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

when i have really dumb questions i'll ask chatgpt or gemini because i don't want claude to think i'm stupid

[Marvin👤 @marvinashaba0]

If Barca and PSG don’t score each other

[🌻 @ONLYTANGS_]

brighton 3-0 up after 10 mins

[Elf @Elifiniz_x1]

“Umarım ölmeden önce yaşarım.”

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

this is a terrible time to meet me in life I do not give a fuck anymore 😭

[- @imzftbi]

This league’s too hard, end the competitiveness gimmick and bring back fodder

[Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes]

“This used to be the forest y’know.”

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

next generation, they will build your statue in the middle of their city bro

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.