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PRAYERS CHANGE EVERYTHING! #💔Daeshun

[🙈 @NinaBinaBaby__]

Thissssss ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Can't NOO btch make me question my life or how I look lmfao 🤣 I'm raw & im moving at my own pace. I don’t wanna have nunna of you btches life. I love mines 😘💋.

[Vanna Kline @KlineVanna29358]

Sixth one...That's kid reaction makes me laugh😂

[Kelechi ✌️ @JustKelechi]

This is too cute 🥰

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

Autocorrect almost forced me to file an early HR report on my own friend 😭

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

I’m part of the generation that saw a full set go from $25 to $127😭

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

My ex cheated on me. I was devastated.

Friend: You should send her something petty.

Me: Like what?

Friend: Flowers. But make it WEIRD.

I found a florist in Nakameguro.

Florist: What's the occasion?

Me: Revenge.

Florist: eyes light up, Tell me everything.

I explained the situation.

Florist: I have the PERFECT arrangement.

He made a bouquet of:
- Dead roses
- Wilted lilies 
- A single cactus
- Card that said: "Hope your new relationship goes as well as these flowers"

Me: This is beautiful.

Florist: I've been WAITING for a customer like you.

Week later: He texted me.

Florist: "Did she get them?"

Me: "Yes. She's furious."

Florist: "Excellent. Tell your friends."

Month 2: I recommended him to a coworker going through a breakup.

Coworker: He made me a bouquet of ONIONS.

Me: Why onions?

Coworker: "To make your ex cry as much as they made you cry."

Coworker: It was GENIUS.

Month 4: The florist had a WAITLIST.

All revenge flowers.

His shop window sign: "Flowers for Every Occasion - ESPECIALLY Bad Ones"

Month 6: He went VIRAL on Japanese Twitter.

A celebrity ordered revenge flowers for her ex.

Posted a photo.

The florist got 500 orders in a week.

News article: "Tokyo Florist Specializes in 'Spite Bouquets'"

Month 8: He opened a SECOND LOCATION.

Hired staff specifically trained in "emotional damage floral design."

Me: You've created an empire.

Florist: I'm just helping people express their feelings.

Me: With dead plants.

Florist: With THERAPEUTIC dead plants.

Month 10: Someone ordered revenge flowers for ME.

Delivery guy: Package for you.

Inside: Beautiful fresh flowers. Card: "For inspiring the pettiest business in Tokyo. Thank you. - The Florist"

Me: crying

Month 12: His shop expanded to "revenge gifts."

- Chocolate that says "Sweet like the lies you told"
- Teddy bears with VERY passive aggressive messages
- Cakes that spell out "I'm over you (but also fuck you)"

Revenue: ¥15 million/month.

Present day:

The florist is opening locations in Osaka and Kyoto.

He offered me a partnership.

Florist: 10% equity. You were the first revenge customer.

Me: I just ordered flowers!

Florist: You INSPIRED me. This is your legacy.

I took the deal.

I now own 10% of Japan's largest spite-based floral company.

My ex sent me a message last week: "I can't believe you started this."

Me: I didn't start it. I just ordered flowers.

Her: You've created a MONSTER.

Me: *looking at quarterly profits* A very profitable monster.

Revenge is a dish best served with wilted roses apparently.

[Che-harazaan🎀 @Chescupcakery]

Yall I came in person to smell her for myself GET IT GET IT NOW I’m getting it asap she smells like heaven and caramel they did not lie with this scent profile or name it’s giving a milky eclaire mixed with super milk and it’s amazing.

[Sevda @sevdaloji]

Yıldız bebeği görmezden gelmeyenlere 10 yıl boyunca iyi şanslar 🌟

[𝐊 ✰ @itssthyherinme]

Yall why my babydaddy went through my phone while I was sleep and cut my fckn hair! Then had the nerve to text me and tell me to go look in the mirror!

[k ♡ @sarphiribalika_]

7yo me trying to cut my hairs when my mom was sleeping

[Robbie Mouton @mcgmouton57]

A friendly reminder that there is danger all around us. Also, that it can be absolutely hilarious at the same time! 😅

[Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER]

They have such good chemistry lmao

[Insane Videos @insanevideos]

bro went from looking 57 to 25 years old

[Love Music @khnh80044]

A father who never distinguished between his stepson and his biological daughter, treating them with equal love and care, and who brought happiness and warmth into his stepson's life.❤️