Nine Pence

33 year old father - 24/7 vibe master. I play magic the gathering and poker. I build roofs and quote peep show daily

[Nine Pence @NinePenceSTB]

@THEVinceRusso … my life has been better than ever. Im confused mate! When does it get shit? I feel like you sold me down the misery river and it’s actually a lot better than you stated. Please clarify. Look forward to hearing back from you.

[Nine Pence @NinePenceSTB]

@THEVinceRusso Hi mate its Pele. Roughly 4 years ago my friends paid for you to record a Cameo for my bachelor party/stag do which was very entertaining. In this video you stated that as I was getting married, my life was over and was shit. Since your last message I feel ….

[Nine Pence @NinePenceSTB]

@OfficialBHAFC Hi there, i just made my fan number and i want to purchase europa league tickets, is that possible at any point without an myalbion+ membership. Can you direct me to someone who can help please

[Nine Pence @NinePenceSTB]

@Pundamentalism check your gmail, unable to dm you for some reason. work enquiry

[forever botchamania @Maffewgregg]

maybe "White Lightning" is a cool drink to the rest of the world but the idea of Brock being on the UK's finest tramp juice got a pop out of me

[Nine Pence @NinePenceSTB]

That is fucked

[GoatBots @GoatBots]

Two of our bot accounts with 10+ million cards have been permanently banned for "cheating/win trading", while they have never played a single game of Magic. Support urges that this is not an error. Other players are reporting similar issues. Please retweet to create awareness.

[GoatBots @GoatBots]

Two of our bot accounts with 10+ million cards have been permanently banned for "cheating/win trading", while they have never played a single game of Magic. Support urges that this is not an error. Other players are reporting similar issues. Please retweet to create awareness.

[DGAF @DGAFPokerPlayer]

Two people who retweet this by the time I wake up tmrw will get 1% of @jewboogs massive win tonight on @HCLPokerShow!!!

Must be following me, Jeremy and the show to qualify.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

When you absolutely need to play Magic The Gathering, right now

[Nine Pence @NinePenceSTB]

SUCK ON THAT GRAHAM POTTER YOU FUCKING WANKER

[Nine Pence @NinePenceSTB]

WELL FUCKING SAID

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

COMPARING ANYONE TO MR. PERFECT MAKES YOU A DUMB SON OF A BITCH

[Dave Meltzer @davemeltzerWON]

Bret's 1996 offer that you claim was never made yet he had a contract in his hand and described it in his book and interviews and you acknowledged in interviews until 20 years later changing the story.

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

When do we find out who is November's Prime Minister?

[LuigiPrimo @BestPizzaChef]

Uh you’re a making a pizza on a baguette without a sauce or a cheese? Nice a try. That’s a GARLIC BREAD. I’m a best wrestler

[Tom Campbell @TomCampbell]

Liz Truss as PM explained through the medium of WWF Royal Rumble 1991

[Douglas (DJ) Johnson @CardGardenMTG]

Other things that stayed in power longer than Liz Truss:

Oko, Thief of Crowns - 45 days
Once Upon a Time - 45 days
Smuggler's Copter - 101 days
Felidar Guardian - 92 days

[صفية 🇵🇸 @ba9ates]

I just watched a tiktok of the most expensive bakery in London where a mint tea is £9 and a single cookie is 25 great british pounds. Sometimes I think London is just a social experiment to see how far they can go with overpricing things and get away with it

[Jim Cornette @TheJimCornette]

Thank you for the "You're welcome", but the last clip we spoke about you in has yet to outperform "Jerry Jarrett's locker room fight with Dandy Jack Donovan in 1973", so please try to be more interesting. Thanks.

[Kenny McIntosh 🏳️‍🌈 @kennymc1ntosh]

Hulk Hogan asking Brooke Hogan’s gay friend where he is on “the big barometer of the gay scale” needs to be seen to be believed. This clip is insane. The beginning of the end �