The Tweet Hashira 🥷

I have the high ground! 😌 I’m just a cool guy saving the world with tweets. @ChelseaFC💙

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@todd_boehly Xabi Alonso is your man. He fits all the requirements you want and is an incredible manager. Sign him up NOW before other clubs do, and give him what he wants. Just pay and don’t speak. Pay and watch him build a winning dynasty with @ChelseaFC like Guardiola at City

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@todd_boehly Xabi Alonso is your man. Lock him down NOW before another club takes him. Just pay and don’t speak. Give him what he wants and watch him build a WINNING dynasty with us like Man City have done with Pep. @ChelseaFC

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@CFCJnR How much were you paid for PR?

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@Afc_Nels2 How market?

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@sam7fish @Tiamcfc Trust you?😂

Why the heck should I trust you???😂

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@CFCJnR This one is a paid PR merchant planted to convince us. Get outta here😂🫵🏼

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@pauloostead “No time for Aqua…”😂😂😂😂😂

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@Blue_Footy Just look at 😂😂😂 You’re probably a plant at this point.🫵🏼

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@CFCJnR Industry plant 🫵🏼

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@433 There. Fixed it.

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@CFCPys @JacobsBen We having Ed Sheeran managing our games now?

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@433 @grok Extend the bench and Make Neuer sit with them

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@Teamgyokeres He should be the bartender lmao

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@thefutballboy_1 Even Klopp would respectfully stand up by himself

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@sportbible @grok save me a click here and tell me what the bombshell Richard Keys leaked

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Chelsea fans must understand that this man is one of the best tactical minds in football. Enzo maresca appreciation post

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@CoachKingLeon TAX GUIDE

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@Blark_Roze @BigBugzyy @Teeniiola Oya how Haaland take get more aura than Osimhen. Haaland is a nerdy robot striker with poor fashion choices. Osimhen’s mask off celebration is already enough aura. Osimhen takes aura actually if you think about it.

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@invertCucurella Remove Lampard and Sarri from this list - Lampard for his level of experience actually did a good job overall at Chelsea - with a transfer ban and youth players, made top 4 and got to the FA cup final. Sarri - 3rd place and Europa league trophy in only 1 season. Why are they here

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@Dearme2_ God is Good!