@GaijinGoombah Gooner bots in 40k aren't needed. If the necrons want to seduce organics they'll just generate an attractive organic being or just kidnap one and put implants in. If you want a female Necron just headcanon that the original organic being was a female.
@patrician_tv In fact, considering the tariffs and their moves to making their own high end chip fabrication we really don't have much leverage against them at this point.
@patrician_tv It's not the same situation, but it does allow China to use the same retort if they suddenly infiltrated the capital of Taiwan and took key leadership themselves. They technically have more legitimate claim to do so and there wouldn't be much we could do about it.
"What's wrong, Dodecahedron-chan? You seem distant."
"...do you love me, Jake-kun?"
"What? Of course I love you!"
"Hmm."
"Where's this coming from?"
"I saw what's on your phone."
"Oh."
"..."
"I'm sure that was just a pop-up. Or an ad! Those thunder-thigh GILFs on AZNGrannySquat dot com mean nothing to me!"
"That wasn't the site I saw, Jake-kun."
"...oh."
"It was Wolfram Mathworld."
"......oh."
"Be honest, Jake-kun. Are you bipyramid curious?
"Dodecahedron-chan!"
"It's okay if you are."
"I'd never!"
"Everybody's a little bi-curious."
"Honest!"
"I saw you looking up Kepler-Poinsot polyhedra—
"I wouldn't—"
"—in backless virgin killer sweaters."
"Ugh."
"And that was just the start. I never realized you were into shapes with such...complicated sides."
"Dodecahedron-chan, please."
"Asymmetrical. Oblique. Stellated."
"..."
"While all my sides are symmetrical. Equilateral. Balanced."
"..."
"And boring."
"Dodecahedron-chan, listen."
"..."
"I love your sides. All of them."
"Even if they're all the same?"
"Yes. You'll always be my prurient polyhedron of pentagonal passion."
"...really?"
"Really."
"You're not being acute with me?"
"With a shape as obtuse as you? Never."
"Oh, Jake-kun!"
"Dodecahedron-chan!"
"After my sister got dumped for a cone, I was so scared you were bored of me!"
"I mean, your sister is a little flat."
"What."
"Uuh."
"Of course she's flat. She's six-sided."
"Right."
"Were you really looking at my sister that way?"
"N-no! I'd never be into a girl with less than ten sides!"
"Hm."
"Swear to God!"
"Oh, whatever. I've been poly-ovulating all morning. Take me, Jake-kun. Make me your Isohedral of Submission!"
"Yeah! Bend over, you twelve-sided slut!"