Lise

World's Cutest Terminator. Putting the er in funeral. Strumfrei. she/her.

[Lise @NinjaVarnish]

My name is Lisa and I'm here to say I love you and I am done today.

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

You're a child-friendly rapper from the 90s. Type "My name is (your name) and I'm here to say" then let autofill finish your rap

[Lise @NinjaVarnish]

@ninjasexparty @TWRPband A Birmingham date?! Hell yes, lads! 😍

[Lise @NinjaVarnish]

I'm not really on here anymore, but I'm here to shill tickets.
I have two tickets for The Offspring in Manchester on 16th November if anyone wants 'em!

https://t.co/Wo9EunvaiH

[Lise @NinjaVarnish]

TWRP are playing Birmingham tomorrow and I cannot stress enough how much you should go see them. Always a super fun, positive, funky experience that will leave you with a big smile on your face.
Also I'll be there.

[Lise @NinjaVarnish]

One of these days I'll remember i have o2 Priority.
Merry fucking Christmas to ME.

[Brendon Small @brendonsmall]

LONDON! DETHKLOK IS COMING FOR YOU 2025

[Lise @NinjaVarnish]

[SCREAMING]

[Brendon Small @brendonsmall]

LONDON! DETHKLOK IS COMING FOR YOU 2025

[Lise @NinjaVarnish]

Sleep Token good. Sleep Token crowd bad.
Baffled by people who buy seat tickets and then stand through the show. Just buy standing tickets? Some folks get seats because they can't stand and don't wanna pay £60 to stare at someone's back rather than the stage.

[Lise @NinjaVarnish]

TWRP IN BIRMINGHAM YESSSSSSS!

[TWRP @TWRPband]

The highly anticipated follow-up DLC to our Digital Nightmare North American Tour is officially announced!

Yes that's right, we're coming back to Europe! And this time, we're bringing @nelward64 with us...

GA and VIP tickets are on sale on Monday, November 4th at 10 am CET.

[Lise @NinjaVarnish]

Face meltingly good omfg

MAXIMUM THE HORMONE 『SHIMI feat. ATARASHII GAKKO!』(MV Special Ver.) Musi... https://t.co/fYlhljFssN

[Lise @NinjaVarnish]

Getting through the next six hours at work by thinking about the 'spooky shapes' chicken nuggets that I will be devouring for dinner.
On Fridays we eat like 12 year olds.

[Lise @NinjaVarnish]

@thefogmutters It's all so fucken cute!

[Lise @NinjaVarnish]

It's Halloween now, I don't make the rules.

[Nerbit @Nerbit_13098]

Metal Gear Solid V The Phantom Pain released on September 1st 2015, or in other words:

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

August 31st September 1st

[Nerbit @Nerbit_13098]

Our annual tradition of sacrificing billionaires to appease Poseidon is going well I see

[Lise @NinjaVarnish]

Tickets to see Sigourney Weaver do Shakespeare in January GET

[Lise @NinjaVarnish]

So Imane Khelif has good lawyers, right? There's gotta be some decent Harry Potter money to be made in suing JKR for spreading complete and utter nonsense to her millions of followers.

[Alison Klemp/Fridson 🌹 @alisonklemp]

The idea that a c*s man would become a woman just to be able to hurt women and get away with it is insane. Why go to all that trouble when they can just become cops?

[Lise @NinjaVarnish]

@Stoaticuz Oh my GOD look how fucking GOOD IT LOOKS! 😍