Sheriff Snorlax 🏳️‍🌈

(He/Him) Here to talk about politics, gaming and comics.🏳️‍🌈

[Sheriff Snorlax 🏳️‍🌈 @Nioldest]

@McWinSauce What card do you want banned today?

[Sheriff Snorlax 🏳️‍🌈 @Nioldest]

@UpsetWhy @TheNerdySteve Do you think cards like Heartfire Hero or Cut Down just accidentally show up in constructed?

[Sheriff Snorlax 🏳️‍🌈 @Nioldest]

@Artabax_Lorcana It reminds me a lot of Green Purple, because it's playing 18 3 mana cards.

[Sheriff Snorlax 🏳️‍🌈 @Nioldest]

@hugmonger @NileJoanRivers To be clear this is a thread where we are against games of magic with more than 2 players.

[Sheriff Snorlax 🏳️‍🌈 @Nioldest]

@cnnp16 It had to be this way, if the end goal was the allied colour dragon pairs then there's only one choice of allied pairs among an enemy wedge.
You can't center Jeskai in Red if Red has to be the colour removed to get to allies and retain the mechanical identity.

[Sheriff Snorlax 🏳️‍🌈 @Nioldest]

@Age_of_Aros @bsweitz123 You have the centring of the Tarkir clans wrong. Mardu is the Red centred colour combination on Tarkir, Jeskai is Blue, Abzan is White, Sultai is Black and Temur is Green.

[Sheriff Snorlax 🏳️‍🌈 @Nioldest]

@TheQuiver_ They are not, Fisk becoming mayor is a direct and explicit commentary on Trump. It's what the writers want to talk about.

[Sheriff Snorlax 🏳️‍🌈 @Nioldest]

@TheQuiver_ Genuinely Fisk being elected is more believable than Bullseye surviving the fall.

[Sheriff Snorlax 🏳️‍🌈 @Nioldest]

@TheQuiver_ "How does anybody get away with that? Let alone run for mayor after?"

[Sheriff Snorlax 🏳️‍🌈 @Nioldest]

@LaTaffyBatty @Theasianavenger Based. The best colour combination in Magic.
Peter's three base colours are definitely U, W and G depending on what side of the argument you come down on that Peter's powers are a spider totem destiny vs a complete scientific accident.

[Sheriff Snorlax 🏳️‍🌈 @Nioldest]

@soriosh @saintjavelin You know what would stop the war? If Putin ordered his troops leave Ukraine.

[Sheriff Snorlax 🏳️‍🌈 @Nioldest]

@RichardChapin50 @saintjavelin @elonmusk You know what would stop the war? If Putin ordered his troops leave Ukraine.

[Sheriff Snorlax 🏳️‍🌈 @Nioldest]

@saveli @saintjavelin You know what would stop the war? If Putin ordered his troops leave Ukraine.

[Sheriff Snorlax 🏳️‍🌈 @Nioldest]

@k_seguun13 @SaffronOlive Comic T'Challa's colours are G >>>> W > U >>>> B > R.

[Sheriff Snorlax 🏳️‍🌈 @Nioldest]

@SalSaysWhat @rogue_om In the @therealzubes hosted Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow episode of Back Issues Tiff says that Kara called Clark a little bitch for barely surviving an hour on the kryptonite sun planet. I remember laughing at this because I definitely read it as her calling him a pussy.

[Sheriff Snorlax 🏳️‍🌈 @Nioldest]

@Hogierolls @whoknows547 @crulge It was his country being invaded that made him a sympathetic figure to anyone who isn't a stooge for the invading country.

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@zackdfilms1 "Everyone got their fair share" Where 'fairness' directly correlates to how much money you have.

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@polypearIs Past Demi: "These are my pronouns now."
Transphobes: "I know better, I'm going to ignore what you said and use something different."

Present Demi: "These are my pronouns now."
You: "I know better, I'm going to ignore what you said and use something different."

[Sheriff Snorlax 🏳️‍🌈 @Nioldest]

@BeardsnBeer @selmarsmit @SeanMcCarthyCom Because of an increasing population of people and inflation if tax income was completely static from one year to the next that would represent a massive decrease in government spending.
Hope that helps clears things up for you.

[Sheriff Snorlax 🏳️‍🌈 @Nioldest]

@PleasantKenobi Isn't this the 400th time you've made this tweet?
Perpetual moaning.