Community Quote of the Day

Every single day there's a quote from Community that pops into my head

Here they are

[Community Quote of the Day @NippleDipperz]

Officer Cackowski: "I may just be a simple cop, but people need to know: this isn't gonna stop until Pictionary bans the word 'windmill'"

@Cackowski

[Community Quote of the Day @NippleDipperz]

Pierce: "Nice fix, Tweedledumb and even Tweedler-dumb"

@ChevyChaseToGo

[Community Quote of the Day @NippleDipperz]

Jeff: "GUESS WHERE Rich is from"
Britta: "Couldn't have been Crazytown, you'd have gone to high school together"

@joelmchale
#GillianJacobs

[Community Quote of the Day @NippleDipperz]

Shirley: "Oh, it's a drawing of Abed with hearts all around it... strictly speaking Troy, The Bible condemns this level of friendship"

@YNB

[Community Quote of the Day @NippleDipperz]

Elroy: "Anyone smell a bird murderer?"
Dean: "I came here to apologize"
E: "Well I hope your apology comes with a beak and hollow bones and a special magnet in its head it uses to migrate"
Britta: "You skipped wings"
E: "INSECTS HAVE WINGS"

@ImKeithDavid
#JimRash
#GillianJacobs

[Community Quote of the Day @NippleDipperz]

Shirley: "I don't get to see my boys that much since I started school. My sister likes to joke that they don't recognize me anymore, and I like to joke that she's just jealous because she's barren"

@YNB

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

I don’t remember what the context was of this but it popped up in my feed about Community and I laughed and laughed and laughed. #Community

[Community Quote of the Day @NippleDipperz]

*Chang walks in*

*Everybody gasps*

Chang: "Yes, I was robbed at the YMCA...... again"

@kenjeong

[Community Quote of the Day @NippleDipperz]

Abed: "Please stop shouting. I feel like that person from that TV show"

@dannypudi

[Community Quote of the Day @NippleDipperz]

Jeff: "Shut up Leonard! I heard about your prescription socks"

@joelmchale

[Community Quote of the Day @NippleDipperz]

Abed: "Twins freak me out, they always know what the other one is-"
Troy: "-thinking?"
Abed: "Yeah, and they're always finishing each other's-"
Troy: "-pie"
Abed: "It's creepy"

@dannypudi
@donaldglover

[Community Quote of the Day @NippleDipperz]

Troy: "You are human tennis elbow. You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth. You are the opposite of Batman!"

@donaldglover

[Community Quote of the Day @NippleDipperz]

Jeff: "Sorry I'm late"
Shirley: "Was somebody canoodling with a certain professor?"
Jeff: "Actually...no. she dumped me."
Shirley: "Oh no! That's so sad! I'll give Jeff a Shoulder to cry on and you boys go put a dead bird in that bitch's glove compartment"

@joelmchale
@YNB

[Community Quote of the Day @NippleDipperz]

Jeff: "We really need wifi"
Frankie: "Let's not get carried away, we NEED Oxygen"
Elroy: "We have Oxygen. We NEED wifi"

@joelmchale
@pagetpaget
@ImKeithDavid

[Community Quote of the Day @NippleDipperz]

Jeff: "There is no 'Britta and Jeff'"
Pierce: "He said, fully erect."

@joelmchale
@ChevyChaseToGo

[The Greendale Seven @communityfann]

“This is our origin story”

@joelmchale @gillianlovebot @dannypudi @donaldglover @ChevyChaseToGo @YNB @alisonbrie @kenjeong

[Community Quote of the Day @NippleDipperz]

Jeff: "Do you even really like Britta? It seems like you like her because she DOESN'T like you"
Duncan: "Have you met the women that do like me Jeff? Neither have I, but trust me: they're bad people"

@joelmchale
@iamjohnoliver

[Community Quote of the Day @NippleDipperz]

Dean: "If coming out is a magic show, and gayness is a rabbit out of a hat, I'm one those never-ending handkerchiefs"

#JimRash

[Community Quote of the Day @NippleDipperz]

Duncan: "You want us to tweet 'Save Greendale'? I'm sorry Annie, the reason I HAVE 48 followers is that I DON'T exploit them. They come to me for atheistic rants and photos of my meals not this obnoxiousness"

@iamjohnoliver

[Community Quote of the Day @NippleDipperz]

Britta: "Why would a tree throw eggs at a snake?"
Elroy: "WHY WOULD A PLUMBER BE FIGHTING A MONKEY??"

#GillianJacobs
@ImKeithDavid