My cousin did 4 years in federal prison and walked out to a 792 credit score
6 weeks later Chase, Amex, and US Bank gave his brand new LLC $195,000 at 0% interest
His parole officer has a 638 lmfaooo
He still won't tell me what he went in for
Funny thing is your credit report has zero idea if you went to prison. Criminal records don't touch it. Experian, Equifax, and TransUnion only track whether your bills get paid on time
Before he went away he had two old personal credit cards with $0 balances. While he was locked up, his mom put her $15 Netflix subscription on one card and set both to autopay from his checking account
For 48 straight months the credit bureaus saw 9-year-old accounts, 1% utilization, and 48 on-time payments in a row. He was building a cleaner credit file inside a cell than most guys making $150k at a desk job
The week he got home he spent $100 to register an LLC, grabbed a free EIN from the IRS in 5 minutes, and deposited his first two paychecks from our uncle's roofing company into a Chase business checking account
45 days later my team sequenced his business funding applications in one morning:
Amex Blue Business Plus: $50,000
Chase Ink Unlimited: $45,000
US Bank Triple Cash: $40,000
Wells Fargo Signify: $35,000
Citizens Business: $25,000
$195,000 at 0% interest for 12 to 18 months, and not a single bank application asks where you spent the last 4 years
He used $85k of that 0% bank money to buy two used dump trailers and a skid steer, subcontracted all the tear-off and debris hauling our uncle was turning down, and paid the cards back to $0 before month 10
Wild part is there are guys with a 740 score, a clean record, and a $120k W-2 sitting on a $9,000 credit limit at 24% APR because they apply at the consumer counter instead of sequencing the commercial side
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