Niv'AseefVasWabbjack

I am Niv'Aseef vas Normandy nar Rayya. Roguish charming magical Quarian at your service. And this is my drunken grenade tossing pyjak, Myr.

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@SarenArterius *Doesn't sleep in beds. His suit merely lays on it. * >_>

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There is a bed.

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@CDR_JShepard @Damien_Shepard *voice darkens and deepens.* ssssssssssssssssssssssscccccccccccccuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm... *backs out of room.*

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@CDR_JShepard @Damien_Shepard And I'll be watching you.... >.O

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@CDR_JShepard @Damien_Shepard Don't worry. I've already warned @Tali_Zorah and sent her the vids to warn her about Damien.

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@CDR_JShepard @Damien_Shepard ... Keelah. What if... what if YOU'RE a cylon. O_O

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@CDR_JShepard @Damien_Shepard But.. Shepar--. *Stops and stares at her.*

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@CDR_JShepard @Damien_Shepard Explains why you humans have such a fetish for Quarians. We have so much in common.

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@CDR_JShepard @Damien_Shepard What are you talking about entertainment vids? Seemed historically accurate to me.

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@CDR_JShepard @Damien_Shepard The question is. Does he -know- he's a cylon. O_O

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@CDR_JShepard @Damien_Shepard He's a cylon! He had that too-nice boring robot version of himself that he already killed. He's a cylon.

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@CDR_JShepard No, no, no. Don't you get it? @Damien_Shepard is a CYLON.

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@CDR_JShepard The entire crew is in DANGER, Jane. Don't you understand!?

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@CDR_JShepard Okay, listen carefully. It all started when I was researching human history, when I came to a startling realization. O_O

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@CDR_JShepard SHEPARD THIS IS SERIOUS. IT COULD ENDANGER THE NORMANDY AND THE ALLIANCE.

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@CDR_JShepard *Bursts into Jane's office.* SHEP. SHEP. SHEP. SHEP. SHEP. ITS AN EMERGENCY. YOU HAVE TO HEAR ME OUT. WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

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@CDR_JShepard *Interprets this as literal and gets too excited.*

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... *Taps his fingers on a table, then types something into his omni-tool. Sending off a message to a woman named Kahlee Sanders.*