Nixon

just call me BIGFONG 💯😤. Art, Government & Politics, Cricket, Fun Latino Music, entrepreneur, investor. fan account of the Nixonator

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The existence of hibiscus implies the existence of lowbiscus

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Egg salad is still chicken salad if you think about it

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In Spanish do they say jmao

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How old were you when you first had cream cheese

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Why does the word “recreation” have nothing to do with recreating anything

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It goes from just jumping rope straight to double Dutch. Where’s the single Dutch?

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18*

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In Kentucky do they just call it fried chicken?

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Dry wall. As opposed to wet wall?

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Someone just asked me to dog sit. Wouldn’t that crush it?

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Finally settled on my Halloween costume for 2020. Only telling you if you pinky promise not to copy

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@CiokTanner That’s always

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If you say “Bruce Lee” fast enough it sounds like an adverb. Brucelee

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How do goats climb those mountains? Jumping? What’s the weight to vertical ratio for goats?

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Just realized the name “Jonathan” is just “Jo(e) Nathan”.

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Do barbershop quartets get their haircuts for free?

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13 = threeteen, 15 = fiveteen

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11 and 12 should be pronounced oneteen and twoteen. change my mind

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#ChargerGameday #ChargedUp #BoltUp #BoltsUp #ChargersGameday

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How to let a performer know that you enjoyed the show:
Clapping is primal
Snapping is sophisticated
Winking is perfect