Crash Bandicooch

I don’t have no saucy ass intro but I definitely gots the juice! 😏

[Crash Bandicooch @NizzleNetwork]

@DaBestPoetAlive Lol once a year ain’t bad huh 😂😂😂

[Crash Bandicooch @NizzleNetwork]

This nigga told me he had something special planned for us today. A surprise… I meet him at his house and he drives us to the fuckin movies.. then we get to the guy who takes the tickets and this man realizes he bought tickets to see inside out 2. baby gon head and take me home

[Crash Bandicooch @NizzleNetwork]

@ThegirlJT somebody’s on TikTok live drawing you and this EATS 😍🔥🔥

[Crash Bandicooch @NizzleNetwork]

Lowkey I’ll slap both them mfs for free right about now

[Lil Rico ⑨ @IAmLilRico]

Slap your mama for $500,000 or ya daddy for $1M…? 😭💀

[Crash Bandicooch @NizzleNetwork]

@SIYA what was it that was the final straw that made you leave baddies? Cause I think it was that “jambalaya” rice 🤦🏾‍♀️😭😂

[Crash Bandicooch @NizzleNetwork]

@Popeyes count your days !

[Crash Bandicooch @NizzleNetwork]

@Domani can you Pay a sistas storage fees for this month ? I’ve been living in a hotel ever since my house burned down in May #DomaniXCashApp $nailahwofford

[Crash Bandicooch @NizzleNetwork]

2 of my favorite artists! 💪🏾

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Can’t lie most fun I had doing a interview in a while Shout out @TPAIN dude is HILARIOUS 😭😭

[Crash Bandicooch @NizzleNetwork]

Stfuuuuuuuuu

[Crash Bandicooch @NizzleNetwork]

I’m on the clock, online shopping for curtains..

This is your 30’s , ladies and gentlemen.

[Crash Bandicooch @NizzleNetwork]

Not my cup of tea 🥴

[Crash Bandicooch @NizzleNetwork]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary this shit wack , I’m bein held against my will. Aight bye

[Crash Bandicooch @NizzleNetwork]

Ima keep it funky with y’all , that @YungMiami305 rap freaks is WEAK and off beat 🤷🏾‍♀️

[Crash Bandicooch @NizzleNetwork]

@LilNasX what do you be saying at the end of that song ? Cause ion know wtf i be sayin 😭😭😭

[Crash Bandicooch @NizzleNetwork]

Thanks Missy

[Missy Elliott @MissyElliott]

Just sending POSITIVE vibes to any1 who is feeling unproductive or down & out…Just know you have a PURPOSE! & things don’t always happen at the speed you want them to🙅🏾‍♀️ Be PATIENT🙌🏾 just wanted to send a lil MOTIVATION incase you are feeling defeated..Keep pushing!

[Crash Bandicooch @NizzleNetwork]

I gotta go to a bridal shower @ 1pm.. I just woke up. It’s 12:52pm… I’m hungover af.. hellllllp!!

[Crash Bandicooch @NizzleNetwork]

Listenin to @chancetherapper “work out” waitin for my man to get home from work so I can be nice to him 🤗

[Crash Bandicooch @NizzleNetwork]

Tutorial on how to get me together 🤗

[Rebecca Herbert @RebeccaH2030]

Whale Shark has learned how to steal food from fishing nets.
#TiredEarth

[Crash Bandicooch @NizzleNetwork]

I need a break from my relationship. This mf annoying as hell 🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂😂