Nathan Greene

'I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture'

[Nathan Greene @NJGr33n3]

@Ben_Skuds Big time gay ✊

[Nathan Greene @NJGr33n3]

@LeeTrundle10 Lee Lee Lee Trundle! #ledge

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@curtis077 @themichaelowen Over this RT I think this little twerp is probably masturbating quite ferociously.

[Nathan Greene @NJGr33n3]

2 lads in gym: 'oh butt I couldn't even see her face let alone shag her, that ket was way off'
#naaaaaaaaayyyyyy 🐴

[Nathan Greene @NJGr33n3]

@dannikadj Ibiza blues is it mush?

[Nathan Greene @NJGr33n3]

Just had a 'moment' with a seagull on my balcony. The way he just held his flight in the wind and gazed at me. #seagullstories

[Nathan Greene @NJGr33n3]

Serious talk now. I'm off until Monday! #dontbejel #JustSaying #whatawanker #idontcareimoffuntilmonday 🎉🎊🍻😁

[Nathan Greene @NJGr33n3]

@ScottGShore does the piano survive the series? #askscottyt

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#GeordieShore has gone fucking pants.

[Nathan Greene @NJGr33n3]

@RubyMaxwell2102 #asstograssforawotsit

[Nathan Greene @NJGr33n3]

@RubyMaxwell2102 strong words from Maxwell! #obesekidscansquat

[Nathan Greene @NJGr33n3]

Jumping into bed after a night shift and rubbing your feet together whilst making groaning noises. #tiredcunt 😴

[Nathan Greene @NJGr33n3]

There is some absolute belters flying around in the music world at the moment! #kanye #Avicii #tinie 👆🎶👆

[Nathan Greene @NJGr33n3]

To all teachers - please do not rub it in that you now have 6 weeks off.

[Nathan Greene @NJGr33n3]

I'm no weather man but this humidity is going to cause some serious electronic waves in the air tonight/tomorrow. #inthewrongjob
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[Nathan Greene @NJGr33n3]

'Did you know you look like Mo Farah with hair?'

#quoteOfTheDay
@1984Michaelwill

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Everyone who's off to EDC have a gurn for me! #topgurns 😩

[Nathan Greene @NJGr33n3]

As its Friday, everyone can have one of these off me 👍

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Hurry up 8pm!!! 🍻👈👈👈

[Nathan Greene @NJGr33n3]

I'm ill but who gives a fuck, it's Friday! A few sambucas will sort me out tonight to celebrate the end of another week. #HappyFriday 🍻👆😁