Njũkĩ Matĩ

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The Bee is back. Visit my recently relaunched blog at https://t.co/C3RWe9wk17

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When a wife is unhappy with you, she will choose the most inopportune moment to get back at you.

Wanawake ni Wajanja mafren'
#footloosepensioner #jukistopia

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@thenairobihosp Like seriously! The hospital is ISO certified and the way your process has gaps, repetitions, and redundancies.
But any away ISO certification is a process not an event.

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@thenairobihosp If only you could make the refund process pleasurable...

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I’m not sure which sport requires prophylactics — field or track — but at the Olympics some matches definitely happen off the field. #PlaySafe

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May I ask why refunds @thenairobihosp are difficult to obtain, yet deposits are required upfront? A clearer and quicker refund process would greatly improve patient experience.

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Not news but confirmation.

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@DavidNdii @WanjohiRG Better not be remembered than be remembered for the wrongs.

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@jumaf3 Should join a SACCO and contribute 20k monthly

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lootonomics: When company X lays off 100 workers and the 100 workers become hawkers, 100 jobs have been created.

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GenZs in Madagascar have forced the president to abdicate.
FYI only. Don't try this at home.

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Someone needs a bath down Nairobi River.

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@lawrencekitema Mũrĩgũ. What a name for a Mukuyu man

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Kwani chan uchezwa kama football? I cannot see the difference.

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A win for Churches as drinking in church is left out from the Murkomen banning frenzy.

Otherwise Eucharist would have come a cropper.

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Kibaki got it all wrong. Mbadi is the real deal.

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This man keeps on not getting paid ; how does he survive.

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Beginning or ending of 2027

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@Jerome_ke_ His brothers chase away his wives and share his property.

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Yani X likes can be this expensive