Sam :]

Sam/30/jersey bred🌻 •Makayla Grace 👧🏼 9/19/17 •Kendra Eleanor 👧🏼 6/16/19

[Sam :] @NJvanity]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/GOLZnvs1ck

[Sam :] @NJvanity]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/q195nySrQx

[Sam :] @NJvanity]

It’s that time of year again ladies 🥰🤣 https://t.co/QcL42gNxpn

[Sam :] @NJvanity]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 https://t.co/wPV7LLSUKn

[Sam :] @NJvanity]

I already liked Follow You by @Imaginedragons and now i like it even more after watching the video for it 😂😂😂😂😂

[Sam :] @NJvanity]

Why do humans automatically assume an animal wants to be pet? What in our brains is like “yes this is definitely going to feel amazing and soothing to this animal”

[Sam :] @NJvanity]

Ttyyyttmalkialaa https://t.co/yZjeBWpqKU

[Sam :] @NJvanity]

Anyone else loling hard af at this notification from @Reddit ?

[Sam :] @NJvanity]

When your shoelace keeps touching your ankle and you think it’s a bug every time 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Sam :] @NJvanity]

Facebook needs to stop banning people for using the fucking word bitch and other “cuss words” WHEN THEY ALLOW INSANELY FUCKED UP SHIT TO BE POSTED. But you know, words fucking hurt more than seeing people beating each other up. Logging out of fb for life.

[Sam :] @NJvanity]

@soonersaint92 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[Sam :] @NJvanity]

Are you the type of parent who takes pictures at your kids party, or are you like me? Immersed in helping blow out candles and open gifts… 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

[Sam :] @NJvanity]

National daughters day. my two sour patch kids 👯‍♀️💕 https://t.co/NnNnp4IK3D

[Sam :] @NJvanity]

Why is it that every time a toy needs new batteries they’re never the kind you have on hand 😑

[Sam :] @NJvanity]

You know what goes comes back around. https://t.co/pdEE3sbmyF

[Sam :] @NJvanity]

Check out this listing I just added to my #Poshmark closet: Ray-Ban Sunglasses RB2140 lens size 54mm. https://t.co/QPA1PoAqUu #shopmycloset @poshmarkapp

[Sam :] @NJvanity]

Check out this listing I just added to my #Poshmark closet: Ray-Ban Sunglasses RB2140 lens size 54mm. https://t.co/mFhiCq5R9J #shopmycloset @poshmarkapp

[Sam :] @NJvanity]

@NoVADeplorable @STEP_BRO_SHAX @Wyatt26895808 @cuteables Look at me still not caring about little boys opinions 😂😂

[Sam :] @NJvanity]

@thatstarwarsgrl Oh honey. Stop it. You’re trying way too hard.

[Sam :] @NJvanity]

THIS. EXACTY THIS.

[Jennifer @Draven1683]

Been thinking about the #TrueBlood reboot all day & while I miss Merlotte’s on my Sunday nights and the finale was disappointing, I just don’t see how a reboot can ever match the magic of Alexander Skarsgard as Eric Northman