Ethan Schefter

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@TommyFalus Leak the call log.

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BREAKING NEWS: JOE MARKEL IS OBVI TOO LUCKY

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MGFFL league sources tell me that rival owners are GROWING tired of the antics of fellow owners ANDREW Mendelson and Justin MIKLACKI, citing THAT they’re reverse quadruple JINXES are being taken too far.

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THE REAL MCCOY organization is currently torn on who to start between Mike Evans and Treylon Burks. League execs don’t expect a decision until kickoff

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Breaking news! Mendelson is rumored to collude with other owners to have them pick up qbs on waivers so Justin is not able to pick one up

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BREAKING: Just one day after being named captain, Julio Jones has been traded from Ethereum = USA’s Backbone for Jarvis Landry. Sources say Julio wanted out because the team refused to start him this week. An intriguing storyline.

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In addition, he is thrilled about rejoining the franchise he calls home as they go for title number two.

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BREAKING: In addition to team captains Patrick Mahomes, Justin Jefferson, and Travis Kelce, Ethereum = USA’s Backbone has added former team champion Julio Jones as an honorary captain, a touching tribute by the franchise. Jones was the MVP of the team’s 2015 championship team

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In a surprising twist Josh Karp has filed a petition to leave the Barp and Co. LLC organization after a dispute with head of external affairs Jacob “rock 🪨” Bortniker. If approved Josh will be free to join a different organization in the MGFFL

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After long consideration THE REAL MCCOY has decided to keep kupp in hopes he can return for a potential championship run

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Hollywood brown is on the block. Multiple owners have reached out to inquire!

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With almost 24 hours until the MGFFL deadline phones are ringing. Stay tuned for updates and tune into my Instagram live from 8am-12pm Wednesday for live coverage of the MGFFL deadline!

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BREAKING: A source close to Ethereum = USA’s Backbone tells me that Chris Olave has been placed on the trade block after initiating a brawl with veteran Michael Thomas. Olave is one of the most coveted young receivers in the game, expect him to have a market.

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Breaking news!!!!!!!! Sean the Boy allows Lord of Fit Birds to use the trademark WILSON THE WORKHORSE in all team activities. The team had been trying to strike a deal to use the patented name and finally got done! Wilson the workhorse!

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Odds to have JT in week 3
Mendel +110
Noah +150
Bags +200
Luke +300

[US Open Tennis @usopen]

CARLOS ALCARAZ WINS ONE OF THE MOST INCREDIBLE MATCHES IN TENNIS HISTORY

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HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM

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Hey Twitter, this is the greatest tennis match of all time #sinnervsalcaraz

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BREAKING: Wilfork On The First Date team captains

Tom Brady
Saquon Barkley
Ezekiel Elliot
Julio Jones

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This just in: Luke Schatzberg is questionable for the draft as he is currently dealing with back spasms after skiing at the American Dream mall