NormalBirdLadylol

Freddie Mercury, Elvis Presley, parrot lover, owner, trainer extraordinaire. Just kidding. Just ordinary. I like to cover asymmetrical plausible journalists.

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ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!!! THIS IS MY KID RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!

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@thejulievirgo Did she say "John Beam"? 🥹🥹🥹 I loved this. Julie, thank you for sharing. I'm having a bit of a sad, myself lately, and this was just so lovely.

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@DebbO0108 @RenelleSmith 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣!!! Deb, don't come on here insulting ducks *and* just in general, all-around good, nice and kind, struggling alcoholic birbs like that! Lmaooo! They're working the 12 steps program right now, and let me tell you something - it ain't easy! Lol! 😆🤣❤️🐦❤️

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@marymeg33 @Katie_is_a_liar Me 3! 😆

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@YoWickedPickle The little wild round ones are SOOOOO cute and heaven- sent! I'm gonna look for this at my store! Chirps and tweets, toooooo cute! Great job, hubby!

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@YoWickedPickle You wonderful human! You warrior. You were one of my very first friends (in my head🫣) on this cruel & mysterious platform formally known as t?itte?. I should've spoken up more. I'm counting down the days until you WHOOP DAT C's A$$! The babies, Fig & I love you so much! ❤️ 🐦❤️

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@Clarice27941096 OMG, that head snap at "30 to 100 years"!!!!!!

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@U_Decide_ @Clarice27941096 Welp, supposeBLEE, to be more pacific and/or UPPLerently...we are dumb.
Lmaooooo 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

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@Clarice27941096 Give me approximately 200 consecutive study hours, and I promise you I will decipher this rudimentary, caveman coded gibberish.
Until then- 🤡🤡🤡🥴🥴🥴

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@friscochicken inappropriate for me to cackle hysterically in an echo-y hall. PLUS, most of peoples' doors stay a lil ajar (if they're okay with it, of course.) BUT STILL! I CANNOT WITH THIS! 😆😆😆😆😭😭😭😭😭😆
Thank you so much for sharing! I freaking needed it really bad right now! ❤️🐦❤️

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@friscochicken BAhHhahahAaAhhaAHhhHH! I. AM. HOLLERING LAUGHING MY A** OFF!! I'm @ work & was headed down a hallway to get to the room I was checking in on, & I had to do a complete 180° double reverse into a storage room because this tickled me SOOO BAD! It would've been beyond

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This is the best! Google “Katie Joy Paulson.” Scroll down to the second result and you will land on this article. They have a couple of things wrong, but for the most part, it’s hysterically accurate! https://t.co/1Hfw1S6wgV

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@Teevho 🙏 🙏🙏🙏❤️❤️🐦❤️❤️

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@tea_spiracy of the air conditioner. The floor vent gust of air blew what was left of Tommy into total ozone.
We wil never forget you, T-dog.
You died because of love.
❤️��🐦❤️

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@tea_spiracy One dead, very loved, skeletonized goldfish.
Child didn't know that you can't take a goldfish out of its aquarium to pet it.
I blame myself. I assumed child just knew that. I didn't realize I should've taught child about the importance of h2o to a fish. All fish. 1/?

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@tea_spiracy eventually. So, eventually I found Tommy the goldfish, in-between the dresser (where the aquarium resided) & the wall.
Upon scooping T-dog up with the little net... he disintegrated into air.
Just a poof of dead fish bone dust that flew up into nothing by the turning on 3/4

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@tea_spiracy I put out a BOLO to no avail. No one could find Tommy. I knew child wasn't lying bc they were so distraught.
I had to put the house on defcon high alert lock down status & extreme notice to be aware there is a fish somewhere amongst our midst.
Time truly erases everything, 2/?

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I just spat out my drink!
WE riled up gnat??!!!
WE??
YOU GOT A MOUSE IN YOUR EYELID, KJ!?
Who tf is "WE"?!
You want the bug to be unleashed again because PLAUSIBLY is a BIG word!

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@Tinaillcutyou @ImFcknRakin That sad, lonely little tail-less spermabrow.
Poor wittle guy...out there all alone 😔.
😟😟🧐

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@nova_maia @BallLabobby @CartierClass @EllieRod8 Yaaasssss!!! And that was the same upstairs bathroom that hosted operation #LIVEpeegateUNWASHEDHANDS&loudtoiletflush!

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@Katie_is_a_liar @BallLabobby @CartierClass @EllieRod8 Can you imagine not sanitizing your stoma?! Even the littlest children are rigorously taught how to care for their special tummy button, & they do it with such pride, & it makes them feel very brave & confident about themselves.
I wish all stoma kids had that protocol.❤️🐦❤️