Nicholas L. Capone

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round.

[Nicholas L. Capone @NLCap1]

@lildickytweets been with you since your PowerPoint concert @ Brighton City Music Hall in 2014, love your show, but your interview on @ArmchairExpPod was sooo cool to hear more of the story!!

[Nicholas L. Capone @NLCap1]

At least he went 1-0 against @SHAQ

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Riddle me this… If Daniel San happened to get his hands on a paint roller and orbital sander before Mr. Miyagi returned, would the movie franchise even exist? @ralphmacchio

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@B1ackSchefter And for one moment. An entire section was a Red Sox fan…

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@ComplexSneakers @KingJames Can’t stand @KingJames but these are dope..

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I need to correct you @bertkreischer I listen to both yours and @daxshepard podcasts religiously and would absolutely love to hear you and @tomsegura on armchair!

[Nicholas L. Capone @NLCap1]

Can we all just agree that these stupid Tik Tok dance trends are the same elaborate secret hand shakes we made with our friends in middle school?

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I’ve been bumpin The Light by @common for over 2 decades and I still can’t get the “digga-da-digga-da-da” part down right… #absolutebanger

[Nicholas L. Capone @NLCap1]

@sgb5609 @860MBowes @timmypeartree @ChevTastic1 @sgb5609 @timmypeartree @860MBowes sounds like we need to get together and drink some beers and play some billiards.

[Nicholas L. Capone @NLCap1]

@860MBowes @timmypeartree @sgb5609 I just want it to be known that I’d be hyping y’all up if you were this confident.

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@DDuclos89 I call bullshit. You were a college student at one point my friend! Perhaps it’s the first time paying for over cooked pasta?

[Nicholas L. Capone @NLCap1]

I’ve decided I can’t judge anyone else’s tv habits since I’ve spent this entire rainy morning watching @JerrySeinfeld literally just have conversations with people over a cups of coffee. @cicgcshow

[Nicholas L. Capone @NLCap1]

I’m calling it now. Eventually, the Kardashians will have a show about how “The Kardashians hate”having a show about keeping up with the Kardashians...

[Nicholas L. Capone @NLCap1]

This would make me so happy.

[Butterfinger @Butterfinger]

@NLCap1 We hear you, Nicholas, and we're glad you were a fan. We'll certainly count your vote for their return

[Nicholas L. Capone @NLCap1]

One thing that would help revive 2020 would be if they brought back Butterfinger BBs. We all have to do our part @Butterfinger , it’s time for you to do yours.

[Nicholas L. Capone @NLCap1]

I’m all for spending time with my lady and watching @BacheloretteABC with a glass of wine or two once a week cause it makes he happy, but when she tells me it’s 2 hrs, I have to draw the line.

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They are still goin to take my money but can @cheezit just admit that they were losing profits with burnt cheezits, so they just marketed them at “extra toasted”? #marketingdoneright #wellplayed

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Covid did me dirty and I’ve gained 10 lbs since it started.This evening I got broccoli along with my bacon burger and 3 Sam Adams. Gutta start somewhere...

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@Sethrogen I just... I just wish Herschel asked Alexa to turn on the lights when he entered the dark empty apartment. That’s all. #opportunitymissed

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@daxshepard I feel as though your Matthew McConaughey impression was incredibly under appreciated on today’s show. Just wanted to say well done sir. @ArmchairExpPod