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[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Don't let Obama play the Iran card in order to start a war in order to get elected--be careful Republicans!

[Narinder Kaur @narindertweets]

HMRC will send 17 letters, 4 texts, a carrier pigeon and the Mexican cartel to chase Dave from Manchester for underpaying £3.76 in tax.
But a firm linked to Michelle Mone can owe £39m (on top of the £122m already owed) can swan off to Miami and live their best lives with zero criminal liability.....
One rule for the rich and another for the poor.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Congress did its homework on Nigel Farage:

[Prime Video Sport UK @primevideosport]

Liverpool lift the Premier League trophy for the second time! 🏆🏆

[Jim Cornelius @Jim_Cornelius]

Slug and Lettuce obviously.

[Paulie Doyle @BigPaulieDoyle]

if Jimmy Savile was alive all he'd have to do is make a few racist statements on a podcast and the right would laud him as a spokesperson for the disaffected masses

[Craig. @bambibristol]

If you’re paying £25 to 3 multi millionaires at the top of Reform UK, or donating to the Tommy Robinson prison tuck shop fund then you’re officially too stupid to have access to your own bank.

Do yourself a favour and give your cards to your mum.

[Andrew @AndrewSteel88]

Imagine how fast he'll be once he lays off the red meat and port!

[2.0 @blixberrie]

£30k a year private schooling but she didn’t learn how to make money from a farm? Shame 😌

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

For Twitter to deserve public trust, it must be politically neutral, which effectively means upsetting the far right and the far left equally

[Sean Woodcock MP @SEANLWOODCOCK]

With all the recent headlines I've been thinking; my neighbour lent me his ladder so I could get in my loft a few weeks ago.

Do I need to declare it?

[The London Economic @LondonEconomic]

But Taylor Swift tickets, eh!

[Dom Joly @domjoly]

@trussliz It was really funny.
What wasn’t funny was you crashing the economy and upping the mortgages of everybody in the country.
What isn’t funny is that you get paid over £100,000 a year for the rest of your life for the 49 days you spent as Prime Minister…

[Tristan Cork Post @TristanCorkPost]

Outside a hotel in Redcliffe, Bristol - the hotel is being protected by hundreds of Bristolians shouting ‘We are many, you are few. We are Bristol, who are you?’ to a group of around 100 protesters who had marched on the hotel

[Jamie Roberton @jamieroberton]

Jacob Rees-Mogg has LOST his seat.

Rees-Mogg has been one of the most recognisable figures in British politics over the last 14 years of Tory rule and through the Brexit wars.

He also once suggested the victims of Grenfell lacked “common sense”

#GeneralElection2024

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

@RishiSunak Your wife?

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Get jumping jack flash Grealish back in that squad el sharpo southgate you copper

[Josh @Joshua_MCI]

I’m sorry but Mahrez hasn’t carried Leicester to a PL, won five PL titles, carried Algeria to an Africa Cup title, won the treble and scored 150 goals just to be compared to “Saka” 😭😭

[Ryan, Carrick's MUFC 🇾🇪 @CarrickWay_]

Depleted Manchester United, have finished 3 times above Klopps Super Liverpool in those last 6 seasons.