Nicholas Lyndhurst

[Nicholas Lyndhurst @NLyndhurst]

Stood next to Paul McCartney at a urinal last night in a posh restaurant. Such a massive fan - had an overwhelming urge to compliment him on the size of his penis... it was suppressed to avoid awkwardness.

[Nicholas Lyndhurst @NLyndhurst]

Watched the programme #FatbergAutopsy last night. Tough call about the wet wipes but I’d rather do my bit for the environment than have a lemon fresh nipsy every time

[Nicholas Lyndhurst @NLyndhurst]

Spoke to my agent today. A voiceover for a Teletubbies reboot?! I was Rodney Trotter FFS!

[Nicholas Lyndhurst @NLyndhurst]

Feeling the love for ‘Team Rodders’ 👍🏻😊 https://t.co/nbZ4kUrqXR

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#HappyBirthday to: Rodney Trotter from Only Fools & Horses, @NLyndhurst.
By Sunriseradio #Sunrisenational #birthdays

[Nicholas Lyndhurst @NLyndhurst]

If you sprinkle when you tinkle... please be neat and wipe the seat. It’s hardly rocket science.

[Nicholas Lyndhurst @NLyndhurst]

A future storyline for OF&H... Del invests heavily in bitcoin. It’s a swizz - the robbing bastards.

[Nicholas Lyndhurst @NLyndhurst]

This warm weather is fantastic! Time to start sleeping in just my birthday suit again!

[Nicholas Lyndhurst @NLyndhurst]

Sad to hear about Dale Winton. Went to a party at his house once... one of his entourage accused me of crapping in his hot tub! Never went back.

[Nicholas Lyndhurst @NLyndhurst]

Loving a bit of Benidorm... a series that would be improved with a comedy role for a certain actor #nobodyinparticular

[Nicholas Lyndhurst @NLyndhurst]

Anyone who tells you that smooth peanut butter is superior to crunchy needs help. Why would someone even say that? #madness

[Nicholas Lyndhurst @NLyndhurst]

Got to get me one of these. Knocks years off me!

[Nicholas Lyndhurst @NLyndhurst]

@MrAntLowery I wouldn’t bother. He never answers his phone and his text speak gives me a migraine.

[Nicholas Lyndhurst @NLyndhurst]

@StevePenk As good as it gets Steve. I find twitter a bit like writing birthday cards #writersblock

[Nicholas Lyndhurst @NLyndhurst]

Just had a good long soak. Wrinkles isn’t the word.

[Nicholas Lyndhurst @NLyndhurst]

@jurwin1 your surname is spelt wrongly... shouldn’t it start with ‘I’?

[Nicholas Lyndhurst @NLyndhurst]

Has read the sundays from cover to cover... Time to see if I can get the petrol mower fired up for the first time this year.

[Nicholas Lyndhurst @NLyndhurst]

Just nipping out for some bits and bobs. Why is DIY never finished?

[Nicholas Lyndhurst @NLyndhurst]

Just having a look round to see who I know