Nick Mayba

[Nick Mayba @NMayba13]

@usareddevils Happy with the three points, a Bruno assist, and a needed goal for Mbeumo. Also locked up third! Finishing was suspect but thankfully Forest didn’t make us regret that. Too bad Anderson only has eyes for City because he’s a player.

[Nick Mayba @NMayba13]

@usareddevils Point seems fair given how poor we were for a lot of that game. Played a lot better once Zirkzee and Amad were off. Dorgu brought on some energy. Too bad the team didn’t start trying until the 85th minute.

[Nick Mayba @NMayba13]

@usareddevils The good? CL clinched and did the double over Liverpool. The bad? This team did everything they could possibly do to try and give this game away. Those were two incredibly careless errors on their goals. Amad needs an extended run on the bench.

[Nick Mayba @NMayba13]

@usareddevils Yeesh. That was beyond bad. Who looked up for it today? We could have easily been down 4-0 by halftime, at home, against Leeds. Showed some signs of life after the red but why can’t we come out with that tenacity to start?

[Nick Mayba @NMayba13]

@usareddevils Generally speaking, I’m with John in not blaming the ref but today was shocking. We all saw what happened. With that said, subs should have been way more proactive. And please, anyone, tell me what Amad brings to the final third. Needs to be benched.

[Nick Mayba @NMayba13]

@usareddevils Imagine losing two matches in one season being up a man. The entire second half we looked like the team that was playing with 10. This is as deserved a loss as I can remember. A shocking and pathetic performance across the board. Not a single positive.

[Nick Mayba @NMayba13]

@usareddevils Sirs. Can’t we have a single, composed, 2-0 win ever? Every match is so nervy. Happy for three points but man, we look clueless against a low block. Younger listeners, put on your ear muffs: Get fucked Tarkowski.

[Nick Mayba @NMayba13]

@usareddevils Classic struggle against a low block. Thought Dalot, Shaw, and Amad were poor but really the entire team seemed off it today. I get the “if it ain’t broke…” mindset but this game called for Sesko from the get go, not coming on at the 70th minute as a sub.

[Nick Mayba @NMayba13]

@usareddevils We were outplaying them before the red; glad Case isn’t injured. Mbeumo has been everywhere. Pressing, tracking back, and great touch on the goal. Let’s thrash ‘em in the second half!

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

BENJAMIN SESKO WINS IT FOR MAN UNITED IN FERGIE TIME 😈

An incredible moment for the 22-year-old, and one which preserves Michael Carrick's spotless record since becoming interim manager. Three wins from three, and United are flying 🔥

[UnitedMuppetiers @Muppetiers]

We are so fucking back.

[Nick Mayba @NMayba13]

@usareddevils Amorim needs to be tried for crimes against humanity. Amazing what can happen when you aren’t so rigid. The counter attacks, the defense, common sense subs. I’d forgotten how fun this can be.

[Nick Mayba @NMayba13]

@usareddevils New year, same United. Neither team were good so draw feels fair. We are desperately missing Bruno, Mount, and the AFCON lads. I think Cunha is trying to do too much with them out. Also, Sesko looked way out of sorts today.

[Nick Mayba @NMayba13]

@usareddevils I do not care that we are down key players. This is the worst team in PL history and we draw at home. It’s 100% unacceptable. This, the Everton loss against 10 men, Grimsby, and a ton of other poor results. Amorim out. All the way out.

[Nick Mayba @NMayba13]

@usareddevils Honestly, draw feels fair. This team just can’t see out results. Really missing De Ligt and Maguire; the inexperience at CB is hurting us. I hope Mbeumo can regain some form in AFCON. A positive? Cunha was everywhere today. MOTM for me.

[Nick Mayba @NMayba13]

@usareddevils That first half was shocking but did much better in the second. A healthy Mount is so important to this team. If Lacey is going to have a role during AFCON, he needs to get minutes. This was the perfect opportunity to come on but Ruben loves his CB subs.

[Nick Mayba @NMayba13]

@usareddevils How naive was I to think we could be in the top 5 after today? Such a terrible effort by literally everyone. Everton could have had three men sent off and they still would have won. Absolutely shocking.

[Nick Mayba @NMayba13]

@usareddevils Sirs, it was the trappiest of trap games and we were fortunate to steal a point. Feel like the whole team put in a 5/10. On to Spurs.

[Nick Mayba @NMayba13]

@usareddevils Nothing good to say, sirs. Bruno, Dalot, and Dorgu were actively poor. Cunha and Mbeumo had flashes but were just kinda there. Uninspiring, listless, nonchalant. Officially Amorim out.

[Nick Mayba @NMayba13]

@usareddevils Doesn’t feel like a win, does it? As soon as Casemiro was off, Chelsea completely outplayed us. Amad has not looked good in the 10 and the team can’t get the ball to Sesko. Mbeumo and de Ligt are the only ones who look like they care.