Orbit College’s Pogiso Mahlangu travels 2 hours to training & back 🤯
Gauteng ➡️ North West
🗣️ “I can’t relocate. I am running my business five days a week.”
“I am heading towards the end of my career, so I don’t want to start from scratch only after retiring”
@Soccer_Laduma
Interviewer: How much milk does your cow produce?🥛
Farmer: Which one, the black one or the white one?🐄
Interviewer: The black one.
Farmer: 2 litres per day.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: 2 litres per day.
Interviewer: Your cows look healthy. What do you feed them?
Farmer: Which one, the black one or the white one?
Interviewer: The black one.
Farmer: Grass.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: Grass.
Interviewer: (Annoyed) But why do you keep asking if it’s the black one or the white one when the answers are just the same?
Farmer: Because the black one is mine.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: It’s also mine.😂🐄
A man was sentenced to 7 years in prison for stealing millions of money🥹💔
Two years into his sentence, he received a letter from his father:
“My dear son, you’ve left me in old age and sickness. The planting season has arrived, and I have no one to help me plow the field and plant maize. I wish you were here to help me. God willing, we shall meet again.”
The son replied:
“Dear father, please don’t dig in the field for now. That’s where I buried all the money I stole. Wait until I’m released.”
As all prisoner letters are read by the prison guards, the next morning, over 100 prison officers showed up at the father’s farm and dug every inch of it — but they found nothing.
The son later wrote back:
“Dear Dad, I hope you enjoyed the help I sent you. You can now go ahead and plant your maize.”