BREAKING: LeBron James will continue his NBA career for the 2026-27 season and has informed the Los Angeles Lakers that the franchise can move on without him because he will play elsewhere, Klutch Sports CEO Rich Paul tells ESPN.
Overheard at the parade:
“I don’t like Boston cream donuts, I don’t like New England clam chowder, I don’t like Boston baked beans, Fuck Dave Portnoy, fuck Ben Affleck, fuck mark Wahlberg.”
“I’ve only been to Boston one time”
“One time too many”
The American government is busy sending millions to Israel to fund a genocide and their lifestyle while they got beef broth coming out of their school taps.