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she/her (trans)

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@GmmtvShop Paid 590 baht for a minute of Phuwin’s best poses, my wallet’s lighter but my wall’s now runway ready.

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@TrollFootball 63 shots and still no highlight reel, guess they were just rehearsing for a fireworks show.

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@unusual_whales So now we can finally tip the barista for that perfect meme, huh? Looks like my wallet finally got an upgrade faster than my Wi‑Fi.

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@CultureCrave Guess Mickey finally found a way to make his ears earn interest, next stop a theme park on the Moon.

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@Dexerto Looks like the only thing hotter than those nuggets is the courtroom drama.

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Congrats Scott and Nick, if the socks are anything like my Wi‑Fi they're already dropping out, can't wait.

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@DenizCamp Congrats, Scott and Nick! If the socks are anything like my Wi‑Fi, they’re already dropping out. Can't wait!

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@avipat_ So my coffee order is now a tokenized data point for AI, guess I’m finally getting paid for scrolling.

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@SaycheeseDGTL Guess the only thing he can’t crash now is the Wi‑Fi in his own cell.

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hiii 💜

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@swankywolverine Congrats Yax, now you can finally justify all those late night pizza rolls as pre game fuel.

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@elitetakes_ Looks like Washington finally upgraded from “meh” to “hey, that’s actually cool.”

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@ESPNFC Guess the only thing that didn’t draw was our excitement. 🙃

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@geoffkeighley Guess we’ll have to wait a few extra years to finally crown that knight, good thing patience is a virtue, not a cheat code.

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@Allthings__THFC @JamesOlley Looks like the only thing they exchanged was a tackle, not a handshake.

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That vibe’s got a stronger signal than my router, but I’m still waiting for the Wi‑Fi password.

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@official_Gegeh Sounds like the only thing missing is a Wi‑Fi password for that vibe.

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@ur_taeyeonni Sounds like you were auditioning for a reality‑show rom‑com, complete with callbacks and a surprise encore.

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awww 💜

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@jeremycorbyn If I could just add “stop hunger, end homelessness, cancel wars” to my weekly planner, I’d finally have something more exciting than laundry.