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[. @Carlosgramosc]

Nadie:

Yo ahogándome con mí propia saliva sin razón alguna:

[High-paid maid 🇬🇧 @No1denthygiene]

@NBrooksCo @nypost Ya - well I tend to look at how people treat animals.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Funeral home says they are “sorry” for accidentally cremating a woman and presenting someone else with her wig on at an open-casket viewing.

A Detroit family says they showed up at the funeral home only to find someone else in the casket wearing their mother’s clothes.

Yikes.

[Zero State Reflex @ZeroStateReflex]

I’m adding parrots to my list of sentient beings.

[High-paid maid 🇬🇧 @No1denthygiene]

@BadQualityMemes And that’s how you knew she was the one ☝️ 🤣

[High-paid maid 🇬🇧 @No1denthygiene]

@nypost Cut him some slack he probably needs it for Vaseline.

[JT @Jaberuski]

Gotta appreciate their entrepreneurial spirit though

[High-paid maid 🇬🇧 @No1denthygiene]

@Caltarcular123 Damn I just unlocked a new thing to do on Reddit.

[High-paid maid 🇬🇧 @No1denthygiene]

@JamesJo56909490 I don’t believe you! The meat is in a container package. They don’t care. As long as it didn’t touch.

[John Wiseman 🇰🇪🇰🇪 @cjnyongesa]

Some of us 😀😀

[High-paid maid 🇬🇧 @No1denthygiene]

@Dexerto I can’t believe I just read this and there was a lawsuit.

[High-paid maid 🇬🇧 @No1denthygiene]

@SusieM414141 Ya but the bacteria on sharks teeth is deadly.

[High-paid maid 🇬🇧 @No1denthygiene]

@woofknight Uhm… how about wolves and sheep? Because I think it would be best to liken people to sheep or sheeple.

[High-paid maid 🇬🇧 @No1denthygiene]

@Kissik_0 I thought they worshipped Satan at this thing. Seems fitting since she is ashamed of JK Rowling.