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@JGreenblattADL doesn’t speak for me or any other Jewish students currently attending Reed College. Shame on the ADL and Brandeis Center for cynically targeting one of the few remaining havens for Jewish students against genocide and nationalism of any kind.

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@tipping_pitches no Last Waltz under Scorsese movies?? booo

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In a creative writing workshop with all the McDonalds mascots and grimace won’t stop writing purple prose

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this is the beer of affliction

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Chocolat au pain and suffering

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I understand their rivalry with the Knicks but this is in really poor taste

[Kyle Neubeck @KyleNeubeck]

Big Sixers news:

Team announces mascot Hip Hop is returning for this season’s 2001 celebration

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Jonisexual pride flag

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Please lord take all of Jimmy Kimmel’s suffering and give it to @ezraklein

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You guys weren’t hearing me the first time

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i could easily be the mascot for a more adult or serious type of cereal

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a Jew with the French press call that the Dreyfus Affair

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The Canterbury Tales (Geoffrey Chaucer, 1392)

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

(interrupting your boring story) hey just wanna let everyone know that my turn to talk is gonna be awesome, so let’s stick it out with this clunker

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@cartographobic Infinite Jest Kierkegaard goes crazy

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No way they put me in fnaf

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@Virac0chaTweet shouldve enhanced this post with grok

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Adolis Garcia can hit 50 home runs but Babe Ruth never could have created the white race

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Adolis Garcia, without prompting, says his goal is to hit 50 homers this season. He likes the changes he made to his swing and said his knees are strong. Do you think he can get to 50 or will Yordan end up with more?

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@Pice_21 Fr

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Divine Comedy is like an SNL political sketch except with 14th century Italian politics. And instead of Alec Baldwin it’s Mohammed from the Quran

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Update: the Mississippi is shining like a national guitar

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You already know it’s Graceland Sunday