Sarah Noach

[Sarah Noach @NoachStyler]

Why the fuck private school backpacks gotta be that big?

[Sarah Noach @NoachStyler]

It’s 3:57am, my alarm for work goes off at 5:45am and I am yet to have slept a wink. C’est la vie I guess.

[Sarah Noach @NoachStyler]

To the absolute desperados leaning over my head to hold on to a railing on the train making me Neo backwards so I wasn’t face first in their rancid pits. Get your inner ears checked and learn to balance, fellas.

[Sarah Noach @NoachStyler]

Honestly, facts.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

To all the folk who are crying about us not showing love to the young bands and not letting them support there’s LEVELS to this game and I’m afraid 99 p cent of ya are way off LFUCKING x

[Sarah Noach @NoachStyler]

Heard an 8 year old tell his dad at his siblings daycare pick up that another old looked like binging with babish and the dad said “what if he doesn’t think that’s very nice” and the kid said “what it’s true” and I….

[Sarah Noach @NoachStyler]

@Coffinsyrup69 Fact

[Sarah Noach @NoachStyler]

What Japan is to people in hardcore is the same as what Bali is to derro’s.

[Sarah Noach @NoachStyler]

There’s no one more unhinged than people trying to sell used baby items on Facebook. Oh you want $850 for a pram that looks like it was stored in the condemned shed a share house in Fitzroy the landlord has put a lock on instead of removing because it’s not safe to enter. Sure.

[Sarah Noach @NoachStyler]

@justallroutine Never tried to unteach something quicker 😓

[Sarah Noach @NoachStyler]

Started teaching my 1 1/2 year old to say the word “flag” but ah had to pump the breaks on that lesson pretty quickly.

[Sarah Noach @NoachStyler]

My narrative has changed everyone that didn’t get oasis tickets… FUCK YOU

[Sarah Noach @NoachStyler]

Except Emilee… goat.

[Sarah Noach @NoachStyler]

Oh, you got Oasis presale ticket? FUCK YOU.