Noah

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

[Halo Codex @HaloCodex]

Imagine the next Halo game opens exactly where Halo 3 ended.

Master Chief floats through space.

“Wake me… when you need me.”

Cut to black.

Then we see Cortana’s memories....Halo 4. Halo 5. Infinite. Everything that came after Halo 3… distorted, fragmented, escalating into a horrifying dream.

Suddenly...

Cortana wakes.

She looks around.

Silence.

None of it happened.

It was all just a nightmare buried inside her neural matrix… the way a human mind can turn its fears into dreams.

Then we hear:

“Chief… I need you.”

And the pod opens.

HALO IS BACK.

[gub gub @FunLilCharacter]

my old ass in 2045 hearing that fucking piano note on some games showcase after not being into halo for the past 20 years

[Luke @rocketslothluke]

> be 343
> founded in 2007 to replace Bungie
> ships 3 mainline Halo games, the best one is just alright
> ships MCC broken, takes years to fix it
> rebrands to Halo Studios to dodge the negative PR
> puts out a remake that's half the game
> Halo gets taken away
> 19 years wasted

[The Act Man @TheActMan_YT]

Realizing Halo Studios won't have the chance to ruin a Halo 2 Remake

[Rosalina's Top Luma @ReactionaryLuma]

No one is glazing Activision. We just hate 343 more.

[DesiredCE @DesiredCE]

A lot of people criticized Campaign Evolved for being a bad Halo game, but in reality, it might be the best game 343 ever made, because it finally shut down their studio.

[Garaa0fTheRage @Garaa0fTheRage]

Everyone: Oh no Halo studios is being shut down...
Me:

[Legendary Drops @ALegendaryDrops]

Steam:

"You've activated my trap card"

[sully ꗞ @dkmsully]

He was the Green Lantern. And in this house, Hal Jordan is a hero. End of story.

[Keskin @craftian_keskin]

Aragorn and the Ghost Army.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Tf type of night club is this 😭😭

[omari!😓 @itsonlyk__]

economy as soon as I became an adult

[Noah @Noah45h]

Someone feels my pain. Agony even.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long sleeve shirt for fall but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

[Good Morning UFO @goodmorningufo]

This is an authentic 2010 DIA reference document commissioned through AAWSAP.

The article was also written by Eric Davis.

It shows that the government paid researchers to examine whether established theories of general relativity might permit traversable wormholes.

“C. What a Wormhole Looks Like in the Real World

The exotic matter threading a traversable wormhole throat produces repulsive gravity, which will then deflect light rays going through and around it. The entrance to the spherically symmetric Morris & Thorne wormhole looks like a sphere that contains the mirror image of a whole other universe or remote region within our own universe, incredibly shrunken and distorted (see Figure 6).

This is an example of the topological inversion manifested in wormhole geometry. The spherical wormhole entrance/exit (a.k.a. the throat) is called a hypersphere because it is the hyperspace surface of our four-dimensional spacetime.

If one were to travel through the wormhole and look back at it from the other side, then one would see a sphere (the entry way back home) that seemed to contain the whole original universe or home region of space near Earth (within your universe).

This would look just like a glass Christmas tree ornament, which is just a spherical mirror that reflects, in principle, the entire universe around it.

A flat-faced wormhole, or stargate, which is also a hypersurface, would not distort the mirror image of the remote space region or other universe seen through it because the negative surface energy density and negative surface tensions of the exotic matter threading its throat is zero as seen and felt by light and matter passing through it.”

Davis, Eric W. Traversable Wormholes, Stargates, and Negative Energy. Defense Intelligence Agency, 6 Apr. 2010. Defense Intelligence Reference Document DIA-08-1004-004, https://t.co/8hixaLhPqA⁠. Accessed 18 Sept. 2026.

Although the author’s name is redacted in this tranche copy, Eric W. Davis identifies the report as his publication in his EarthTech bibliography⁠:
https://t.co/cPq8PZ3X0A

[Samuel Deats 🌕 @SamuelDeats]

We almost started a war with China because the US military used an AI chatbot that hallucinated nuclear weapon materials on a Chinese ship, are you fucking serious

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

What could go wrong

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

the US almost WHAT????

[Tød Sinclair @Derangeddoomer]

This video has aged gracefully. Who knew we would be living it