Noah Dan

College Football

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@guynotgod @KingJames They have Jaylen Brown!!!

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If Elon Musk ever decided he wanted people to like him, he'd donate $2 billion to youth soccer in underserved urban communities. Cheapest PR campaign he'd ever run.

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@batiste_messier @skylikeajedi If you think talrico is mediocre you’re just not watching the same candidate as the rest of us.

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NBA has fallen off. I know I’m getting old because I remember actual celebrities in the celebrity All-Star game.

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@nikotaughtyou True shooting percentage over 100% haha

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Fernando Mendoza aka the Cuban middle crisis

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@BarstoolBigCat Bears should draft Diego Pavia and let Ben Johnson use him in his offense as a Taysom Hill type player

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@SenatorDurbin Fuck you Dick!!! Your legacy will now be one of weakness and capitulation. You have let this country down.

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@elonmusk You have $389 billion dollars. Like why are you complaining. Go enjoy your life

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Happy Gilmore 2 is the good bad karaoke singer of movies

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@96Lemillion @goat_47 Actually not even close

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The death of nuance is a modern day tragedy

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Go watch a Drew timer highlight video, he would have been Kevin Michale in the 80s

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@kimdanieul 🔫🔫🔫

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@speendawg $53 million you’re high

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@elonmusk How are your kids?

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@ChicagoBears @Hyundai I was late to the nagy hate party, but it’s inexcusable he’s not sticking up his players with the officiating. It’s not measured, it’s BS

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@BodenTweets I’ll donate rn

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The gym is the original silent disco

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@BarstoolILL Nebraska is a poverty program