@ScottUpham@MillitaryStan Dude you can’t call people out like that. Thats not cool. It’s against the rules too. I’m going to have to report this man I’m sorry
Me crying on the bus to see if someone comforts me and if they do they are going to be like
“oh my gosh I love you so much I can’t wait to see you and I will be there in a minute I love you so much and I will see you in a minute I’m so sorry I didn’t get to talk to you yes”
* at the noodle restaurant
Me*
“One noodle please”
*waitress
“I think you will need a LITTLE more than one noodle sir, lol”
Me*
“It’s not for me, it’s for my friend”
*My Friend, a worm that was a prior worm cannibal
“Mhmm, this is similar!”
At the drug store*
Pharmacy technician*
“Name? And what prescription do you need?”
*me, handing them my business card that says “drug burglar”
“Noah, and all of them”