Noah

Halifax is the biggest city in the world.

[Noah @Noahep]

iPhone, therefore i am

[Noah @Noahep]

People who get up in the morning I'm like Do you even watch movies?

[Noah @Noahep]

I just emailed my MP and asked them to support Bill #C273, Canada’s first ever for a Guaranteed Basic Income. Will you join me?

https://t.co/BSOKaOecv5
@ubi_works #ubiworks

[Noah @Noahep]

Liam Neeson on the phone, in a raspy whisper: I will find you, and I will kill you...
Me: Shit, this movie shoulda been called Taken Names!

[Noah @Noahep]

@BebeRexha "Nice" guys/nice, guys. Scared Little Boys. True gentlemen.

[Noah @Noahep]

Possible fundraiser idea? The NHL (National Hockey League) versus NHL (Non-Hodgkin Lymphoma)! @Heidi_Golightly

[Noah @Noahep]

https://t.co/uJqlduRNbM has determined that you are 99.92% descended from single-celled eukaryotic protozoa from 2 Billion years ago.

You are thus a nth degree cousin to every living organism on the planet.

We hope this has been helpful, and thank you for your patronage.

[Noah @Noahep]

@RealHughJackman

[Noah @Noahep]

Just binged all 94 episodes of Sex and the City. There was very little sex.

[Eli Burnstein @eliburnstein]

Kafka: “A book must be the axe for the frozen sea within us.”
Me: So like fun icebreakers then.

[Noah @Noahep]

Don't drink and Facebook

[Noah @Noahep]

Lotteries are our Hunger Games

[Noah @Noahep]

This dangcity gives me angzity!!

[Noah @Noahep]

What did Nike say to Oedipus?
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Just do it.

[Noah @Noahep]

I defy you to kill even one bird with one stone

[Noah @Noahep]

It's "saddening", not "sad"

[Noah @Noahep]

Deja vu is perception and memory at the same time. -some philosopher

[Noah @Noahep]

THIS neighborhood cat just crawled in through the dog door. You won't BELIEVE what happens next!

[Noah @Noahep]

Actually had a neighbour knock on my door asking for a cup of sugar once. Who does that?