Noah Kozecke

Binghamton University | IG:noahkozecke

[Noah Kozecke @Noahhh7]

Daaaang gurl, you look tastier than a perfectly glazed toaster strudel

[Noah Kozecke @Noahhh7]

2018 Drake might be the best version of Drake there was..

[Noah Kozecke @Noahhh7]

@jeffyH10 Pack your bags

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jim Krasinski reunited The Office cast for a superfan couple's virtual wedding.

The result was fantastic.

https://t.co/XUp1gbe2G7

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

The U.S. has now passed 50,000 cases of the Covid-19 coronavirus. That is 8x the number we had a week ago. In another week we are looking at 400,000+ cases���more than the whole world has right now—unless we take strong measures to stop it.

[Treat Williams @Rtreatwilliams]

My son said watching Trump do a press conference is like watching the kid who didn’t read the book give his book report.

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

Baby Stephen A was ANNOYED as hell today.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

we are so screwed

[Aaron Katersky @AaronKatersky]

New York State Liquor Store Association notified liquor stores that they have been deemed an essential business and may remain open.

[Paul Mueller @RealPaulMueller]

#BREAKING - @MayorRichDavid has now imposed a CURFEW for #Binghamton - you must stay in your house from 10 pm through 5 am with certain exceptions

[Mayor Rich David @MayorRichDavid]

The City is implementing a nightly curfew, effective immediately, requiring residents to stay home between 10 p.m. and 5 a.m., except in the case of an emergency or if required by work.

[WBNG 12 News @WBNG12News]

BREAKING:

County officials confirmed there is one reported case of the coronavirus in Broome County. 70 tests are pending. https://t.co/Z7qGgTFDl1

[Noah Kozecke @Noahhh7]

impractical jokers on a 24 hour loop starting from episode 1, make it happen @truTV

[Michael @callmebuzzkill]

A reminder that a shit ton 20-29 year olds have been found to be asymptomatic carriers of COVID-19. They feel fine but are spreading the virus around. 20-29 year olds, social distancing and quarantining isn't for your sake it's for everyone else's. Stay the fuck home.

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

President Trump is advising people not to gather in groups of more than 10 in a set of new guidelines to fight coronavirus https://t.co/oeMGtAUWjJ

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Nearly 7 million San Francisco Bay area residents ordered to shelter in place starting at midnight https://t.co/8evx1skTh2

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

Happy Birthday to Michael Gary Scott and @EvaLongoria
ONLY.

[Noah Kozecke @Noahhh7]

it's all a joke till it isn't a joke anymore

[Noah Kozecke @Noahhh7]

this is the best article ive came across yet https://t.co/hesMYGC22f