Noah Jager

[Noah Jager @NoahJager1]

Hey!!! I'm the only one who's allowed to call me an idiot

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Try not to take yourself too seriously. After all, you're an idiot.

[Noah Jager @NoahJager1]

You... you have to paire up in Hell? Should've seen that coming...

[Satan @s8n]

Be kind to each other, you never know who you’re gonna end up in Hell with.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Retweet this if you’d like Me to kill you within the next five years.

[Noah Jager @NoahJager1]

S I G H, unfortunately, nothing can help me out of the pit of despair that is Monday morning

[Little Debbie @LittleDebbie]

What helps you get through Monday mornings?

[Noah Jager @NoahJager1]

If life get's you down, stay down. Trust me, it's not worth it to get back up. The floor is way more comfortable.

[Noah Jager @NoahJager1]

YAS QUEEN

[amy @CFC_Amy90]

Nothing but respect for my queen https://t.co/egZ5cwKNya