Noah Kopen

Taxidermy documentary enthusianst

Don't let other people ruin your day. Ruin your own day 🙄

[Noah Kopen @NoahKopen]

@graydon_wheeler coming in quick with the icing on the cake for that #squadpicfriday
#mowing4dayz

[PrediDesk @PrediDesk]

Excited to announce we are NOT building the Bloomberg Terminal for prediction markets.

We’re building the discovery layer for everyday people.

Join our beta: https://t.co/564gbD1y38

[Tom Glenn @thomasdglenn]

Soaring with Saturn! The #ISS and #Saturn fly in formation in this single frame 1ms exposure that shows simultaneous detail on both. Time-lapse sequence follows in next post.
Video: https://t.co/ixQ7vpSHVX

[Dallas Gapinski @DallasGapinski]

53 💎

[Noah Kopen @NoahKopen]

@Bontrager my favorite Bontrager carry on bag broke :( plastic mechanism in the handle failed

[Noah Kopen @NoahKopen]

Being able to workout in sweatpants and a sweatshirt only means you aren't going hard enough

[Noah Kopen @NoahKopen]

@BladesMinnesota Clint Eastwood quality right there 👌😍

[Noah Kopen @NoahKopen]

@bizzysteph Most definitely yes. I'm not a supporter of the means to his claim of "fame"

[Noah Kopen @NoahKopen]

Should Hugh Hefner be canonized into sainthood?

[Noah Kopen @NoahKopen]

TSA agent told me she once pulled a dead chicken out of someone's carry on

[Noah Kopen @NoahKopen]

Alright, 2019 is already messed up. Planning to go get em' in 2020 I guess

[Noah Kopen @NoahKopen]

I asked a Mills Fleet Farm employee if he had any insight on finding true love. He suggested Tinder. Smart man

[Noah Kopen @NoahKopen]

In terms of quality, there's a big GAP between Old Navy and Banana Republic. Think about it… think about it…

[Noah Kopen @NoahKopen]

Why is December everyone's favorite month?

[Noah Kopen @NoahKopen]

"He was shooting for a three-ba, but ended up playing the tuba. A four-ba was out of the question."

Dad joke of the year.

[Noah Kopen @NoahKopen]

#MNUFC

[Noah Kopen @NoahKopen]

Ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again 🧀

[Noah Kopen @NoahKopen]

Should**

[Noah Kopen @NoahKopen]

This sound make both the right and left laugh

[Noah Kopen @NoahKopen]

Yo, just a heads up for y'all. If you go to a concert and post a video/pic on your snap story, cool. But don't post 20 minutes of video. If I wanted to see the whole damn thing I would've gone myself. That's all

[Noah Kopen @NoahKopen]

@GretaSchoenberg @ISD279 If someone wants to shoot up a school, they won't waste their time applying to be a volunteer to make them safer. Let's get real, only people with good intentions will apply. Being devils advocate here will only delay the process so more shootings will happen