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Cyclist Twitter’s Public Enemy No 1, Nothing’s gonna change my world, Bing '21 #blm

[noah @NoahKriegel]

The Frank Ocean season of @dissectpodcast got me listening to all of channel Orange even MORE emotionally than I usually do I’m about to cry

[noah @NoahKriegel]

#barstoolbestbar #BarstoolRathskeller

[noah @NoahKriegel]

It’s #InternationalDogDay and I’m a slut for attention

[noah @NoahKriegel]

If you take a blood sample from a Jewish parent and analyze it under a microscope you can actually see that their red blood cells are composed of guilt instead of hemoglobin

[REAL DOCTOR @IRLDOCTOR]

OH MINE GOD,😳😳 I ACCIDENTALLY 🙈🙈 HATH SENT😳 THOU A PICTURE OF MINE COCK AND BALLS🍆🍆...PRITHEE DELETE IT!❌❌🛑! 'LEST...THOU DESIRE TO LOOK?😏😏 HAHA I JEST..🤣🤣, DELETE IT.🛑❌..SHOULD THEE CRAVE..?😳🙈... HAHA NAY,❌ BANISH IT.🛑🛑..'LEST?🙈😳

[Court💟 @disorderlycourt]

strangest thing i ever did was wait on the bus line in 32 da grees for this blue shit

[noah @NoahKriegel]

@olivia___claire Bagel girls 🤧

[noah @NoahKriegel]

Blew half my net worth on a breakfast sandwich this morning #genzproblems

[Friedrice Nietzsche @tinynietzsche]

bon iver awakens from a winter's dream with frozen testicles and covered in caribou blood

[Nick VinZant @NickVinZant]

Scene inside a Tucson City Council Meeting. Officials voted to put a "Sanctuary City" measure on the November ballot

[noah @NoahKriegel]

College student, 20, juuls through nose: Nose explodes, juul is fine.

[noah @NoahKriegel]

@400Luxord On it, Chief

[noah @NoahKriegel]

@400Luxord Oh shit my bad. Kings of sharing (?)

[DitzyFlama @DitzyFlama]

:)

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Mr. President: It's not about what you say. It's about what you do.

Stop your hatred, divisiveness and anti-immigrant rhetoric.

If you truly want to be bipartisan, ask McConnell to call the Senate back into session and pass gun safety legislation that Americans are demanding.

[noah @NoahKriegel]

@cowboykoi Susan Be Anthony 🤧

[noah @NoahKriegel]

Least favorite thing about vacation is seeing all the kids do fortnite dances to annoy their parents

[noah @NoahKriegel]

Imagine being such a bad ass that they name an entire number after you but then imagine that your name is Euler #kindasucks

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

All these reboots of dumb ass TV shows, yet we still have no idea what Malcolm is up to.