Noah Lewandowski

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@KevynnFerguson Was it, by chance, Robert Lewandowski?

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@BrodiousFry No.

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@BrodiousFry I think swimming naked in January is the stupidest decision I've ever made.

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@BrodiousFry I didn't want to go. It doesn't sound fun.

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@BrodiousFry I'm not going.

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@BrodiousFry It's 517-366-8877.

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@BrodiousFry I'm not sure if I can trust a guy like you with my number...

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@ashleyvprinz I did the other day! Did you get another number...?

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@ashleyvprinz This guy meaning ME.

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@ashleyvprinz I'm confused at the "duh" part. Sounds like you got a fancy new car? Guess you're too cool to hang out with this guy...

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@ashleyvprinz PINKLEY?! Love that guy. Yeah, I've heard that once or twice this year.

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@ashleyvprinz Jeremy who? Missing my favorite freshy toooo.

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@BrodiousFry That makes so much sense now...

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@BrodiousFry It's a metaphor?

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@BrodiousFry He hasn't seen this yet

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@BrodiousFry So I can paint in a warm, appropriate climate.

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@BrodiousFry Wash your shorts.

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@BrodiousFry Uhh, noooooo.

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@BrodiousFry That'd be your punishment.

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@BrodiousFry Dude, you quoted my mom.