Twin at Disney world getting yelled at by the tsundere storm trooper baddies fucked up on that Oga’s while I’m at my chud 9-5 in fucking Louisiana bro I can’t do this shit. (I rigged a bomb to his door frame for when he gets home)
“Women just hate when you have hobbies that don’t include manipulating them” - evil twin (and that why he’s my goat) follow up “That might be my quote of the year deadass” -evil twin