"Homer, we have a perfectly good bookcase."
"Yeah, but this is what they're doing on campus. Besides, it isn't costing us. I swiped the cinder blocks from a construction site."
"Sir, six cinder blocks are missing."
"There'll be no hospital then. I'll tell the children."
never be good at your job. it's a trap. they'll just give you more and harder stuff to do and it'll pull you away from your true passion of watching movies and playing your favourite video games all day
Yoda using some of his very limited time training to tell Luke about bad Clone Wars arcs is so funny. It's like if this was actually retconned in as a real thing that happened.
[getting picked up from the airport by my girlfriend] you should have seen me (shadowboxing) this old man told me to get out of my seat but I told him that my seat was correct and to consult the seat chart above the row
her, falling deeper in love with me: you are so brave
"Homer, we have a perfectly good bookcase."
"Yeah, but this is what they're doing on campus! Besides, it isn't costing us. I swiped the cinder blocks from a construction site..."