Noah Stransky

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My mom came up with my aim name

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Instead of saying "fruitfull", my dad (non-native speaker) says that this would not bring the fruits.

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@BrandonThornNFL Josh takes three potential tacklers out with 1 block

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@BuffaloBills @laurstransky

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@NateMendelson @laurstransky

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Please, don't senile and drive

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@BuffaloBills @newerafield @laurstransky want to do it again?

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Yellowstone is a lot like NYC. There's smelly steam coming out of the ground everywhere.

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Dibs on the stripper name "White Lie" if it ever comes to that #wildernessthoughts

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Blessings keep falling in my lap

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Also someone just stole the bartender's tip off of the table

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Also the bartender watched me play soccer for 12 years

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I'm in an Ontario bar for 5 minutes and the bartender is already squeezing wine out of a bag

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In high school we always went for 2 because we didn't have a kicker. The Bills should start considering that #DanCarpenterSucks

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@RITMHKY #tigertrivia obviously it's E - Ruby

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Any time I read about this presidential race it feels like I'm reading the Onion

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Actually tessellating right now. You know you've been in school too long when you start to understand Alt-J.

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The Taco Bell drive through moves slower than a dead turtle

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@RITMHKY A #tigertrivia

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They better have Jesus back there healing people